zavier: MGHAHAHAHAAA!! *skedaddles away*

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yeah ik that's just the start.
(zav skedaddles right back)
z: anyways what's that hole

A: *screen eyes read* take me to a mechanic… *shuts down*

*please continue it*

z: i never took mechanic class but i guess turning it off and on again could work

*doesn’t work, but there’s a mechanic shop in the mall for computers*

z: oh look there's a mechanic shop. oh wait
*he checks into his wallet*
i'm f**kin broke..

*check arias hands and pockets. (There’s a mechanicaly supposed to slide out debit card but you have to force it to we’re it will be able to be inserted)*

*as soon as he touches it, the value goes to 0 because of how unimaginably broke this man is*

*she has enough money to lose to fill his debt*

(ps zaviers attention span is so bad he can't find himself in a SELFIE)
z: wait what was i doing

Narrator: getting aria to the mechanic

ohhhh.
wait who's-

Narrator: the cat next to you. Here. *grants longer attention span*

z: why do i feel like i gained an iq point?

Narrator: *teleports them to mechanic* bye mfs

*zav starts black-flashing the card into the scanner*

…and you notice a hole in her head that looks like outer space. She claims to be there for 30 minutes but no one was willing to help you up except for you…

*her up except for you*

I'm gonna play [Minecraft Beta Volume: C418 - Aria Math] for her /j

Liam: Hey what's wrong?

A: I d-d-€| ont KKkkKno00\/\/

Liam: dang...

Blu: uh you need some help? cause i just noticed the GAPING hole in your head and DAMN that looks painful

Aria(A:): *windows 12 crash screen*

Blu: i recognize the blue screen of death and normally it's not a good thing but right now it actually scares me
(at one point in concept for how blu would speak was at the start of ANY sentence an ASCII art face would indicate the mood of the sentence)

Data: before I help you, apologize for the stripper incident. I had a lot of explaining to do because of you.

A: *forms data a psy and melts out so she can unzap her nanotech* *crawls into pants she gave her*
NYA!!! *licks*

*grabs her and yeets her across the room, then morphs back to normal*

A: dummy. Your not nanotech anymore. You’ll have to get me to zap you back

If you zap me back I'll un-lego you

A: *unlegos self* *makes data a Lego* *puts her in tits*

Data: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A: then what are these… *gets in*

Data: you're in my body

A: *licking*

Data: eww

*Tries to pull her out*

A: *xtra weak zap, like an ant bite* I will make you uncomfortable… now where do you keep your thing when you don’t have it enabled.

Data: I'm nanotech, it just kinda appears when I need it.

... Wait

*Her insides move like a liquid and trap aria*

A: *licks her nanotech*

*she suddenly pops out in data's palm*

Data: ]:/

A: *zaps herself* guess who’s nanotech lego now! *melts into data

Data: YOU LITTLE SHIT

A: yup…
(Also myself)

Data: -_-

A: Lemme in there…

Data: I'm not putting you in my tits

A: FlashStep! *chwing* I’m in here! *crawls down*
(Msmg at its best;)
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Data: damnit-

A: yum… white oil!

Data: WHAT

A: *into the thicc of it*
To the shorts!

Data: I don't wear shorts

This rp has been going somewhere-

A: S-.&:82&3@2&/—‘.——.’z—-:.

Data: I heard an "s" so I assume you were trying to say sorry

A: n.- I w@&$ t-‘-,/; r;n9 2 $&@7 s|~|:T

Data: ... Just nod or shake your head. I can't understand a single word you're saying.

A: *screen read the words* take me to sap and get him to replace my FluxMax™️ Regenorator

Data: ... You're friends with sap?

A: *shuts down*

Data: ... You f*cking owe me for what happened before.

*Picks her up*

*please continue it*

*she takes her to sap's lab*

(Translation: no, I was trying to say sh*t but ok

*sap fixes her and she regenerates but the hole stays*
A: *GASP* where am I, who am I, wait I’m aria. This is saps lab. My god what happened

Data: you asked me to bring you here to replace a flux thingy. Also you owe me for the stripper incident.

A: in what. Like, money or something else.

Data: first of all, an apology. You weren't exactly able to speak when I found you earlier

A: sowwy. *confetti blows out of her nipples XD*
(Wtf is with me and nippls |:(

Data: it is... acceptable. And now the second thing you owe me

*She turns aria into a lego*

A: wered I put that lego? *data zaps into arias storage space in her tittles*

(ignoring that)

*data picks up lego aria*

Data: not so fun being tiny, is it?

A: I like it. Put me in your titties

Data: ... You'd enjoy that wouldn't you-

(wait what? She doesn't have those in lego form it's just printed on the front)

(Whoops I thought data was lego)

(lol)