WILL THE DIDDLER'S INDICTMENT AFFECT THE ELECTION?? IS THE PRICE OF @$$TROGLIDE BUTT CHEEKS LUBE GOING TO SKYROCKET NOW?? IS HE GOING TO HAVE SLEEP OVER AND STARFISH FINGER PAINTING PARTIES?? DOES THE PENAL COMMISSARY HAVE ENOUGH PENILE PEANUT BUTTER AND GRAPE OR STRAWBERRY JAMMING JELLY ON-SITE??