What would they analyze with a stool sample?!

"Yes, very wooden, yes"
"Possibly Oak, yes, yes"
"Can support up to 575 pounds, 261 kilograms, yes"
"Still not strong enough for your mother! 😂😂😂😂"

I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it in

If he 3D printed a miniature replica of you and put it in the jar, would it be a “you’re in” sample? 😂

lol

Missed a trick. Should have coloured it red.
"Doctor, I've got red in my stool".