honestly, these few:
"i can only please one person per day, today is not your day."
"do i LOOK like a people person?"
"i hate you all"
i can get behind those, but the rest are either too short and/or generic ("die", "help", "go away") and everything else is at a level of d-bag or wannabe-toughguy that goes beyond my "normal" (still rather extreme) levels of self-hate and misanthropy
