Rp with the goober (or another character if you want idrc)

Heavily considered but no thanks.
have a great day

Infernal: Heya. *happi eyes*

Data: o_o

Infernal: Sowwy :<

Data: why do you have a 20 foot long claymore though

Infernal: A magican never tells his secrets. *a entire arsenal of weapons just fall out of a bag he was holding*

Data: ',:l

Infernal: Do not question tha- *a Angelic Weapon falls out which does a small cut on Infernals rib, which actually makes him wince in pain*

Data: what was that one?

Infernal: Angelic Weapon. The only kind of weapons that can permanently kill demons.

Data: why do you have that then...

Infernal: Im planning to use it on the bastard who killed my family. Angelic Weapons also can kill Angels permanently also.

Data: ooh

Infernal: And this... *he grabs the Angelic Spear*

Infernal: This will be the weapon where he dies on.

Data: Astra uses a spear, maybe she could give you some tips

Infernal: I use a spear too. *he gets his double bladed spear out which he spins it around, before he twists the middle so it becomes two swords*

Data: that's actually similar to Astra's spear, it has two blades too but I don't think it separates

Infernal: *Shrug*

Data: hai

Infernal: How was thy day? *he kneels a bit to get to eye length with Data*

Data: fine I guess :/

Infernal: Smth wrong? *his eyes look a bit concerned*

Data: no

Infernal: Okkkkkk. *he stands up*

Data: *smol*

*Infernal proceeds to hold up like this*

Data: >_<

Infernal: Hehe, goober. *he puts her on his back which he starts sprinting around*

Data: -_-

*Infernal does a huge leap in the air which he kinda face plants onto a cliff*

Data: *family guy death pose*

Infernal: NOOOO D:

Data: *not actually dead but trying not to laugh*

*Infernal proceeds to get a glove on and a entire damn claymore thats double the size of Infernal*

Data: ._.

Infernal: SURGERY-

Data: INFERNAL NO WAIT I'M ALIVE I WAS JUST TROLLING

ALSO THAT'S NOT HOW ROBOTS WORK

Infernal: Oh-

*he throws the sword away*

Electrovi2: *confused screech*

Muffin: *making a geiger counter go brrrrr*

Data: muffin... why are you radioactive?

Muffin: ?

*it breaks*

Data: o_o
COLLECTOR HELP YOUR CAT BECAME RADIOACTIVE

Muffin: mow?

Collector: ?

Data: she just somehow broke a Geiger counter with all the radiation ._.

Muffin: *walks over to data*

*data picks her up, making sure her ears are out of reach*

Collector: hmm... I'll have to run some tests on her before she can go anywhere near non-robotic beings. Luckily my armor should be a good enough guard against the radiation

Muffin: *reaches for ears*

Data: *lightly pushes her lil' paw away*

Muffin: :(

Data: no ear. We've gotta figure out if you ate plutonium or something.

Collector: how would she even get that...

Data: no idea.

*collector starts to feel hot*

Collector: ... Hold on

*He leaves the room and uses a Geiger counter on himself*

*nothing*

Collector: (to self) what the hell was that sudden heat then...

*data also feeling overheated*

Data: collector? Did you feel it just get hot too?

Collector: yep. I used the Geiger counter on myself though and it didn't show anything

*datas metal is melting a bit*

Data: WHAT THE HELL

Muffin: ?
*shes f**king melting*

Collector: :(

Muffin: *curls up*

*collector scans her in the chamber and tries to figure out how she became radioactive and almost melted his armor*

*shes super radioactive, almost like a nuclear bomb went off on her or smth*

Collector: *concerned*

*container looks a bit strained*

Data: COLLECTOR HELP

*Collector rushes in, grabs data's head and muffin, then runs out*

*the heat begins in that room too*
Muffin: ?

Collector: ... OH SHIT IT'S MUFFIN
*yeets data's head back to her half melted body and runs to a containment chamber for muffin*

Muffin: ???
*his hands are heating up, and some of the metal around it is melting a bit*

*collector gently sets muffin in a containment chamber and shuts the door, it manages to block the heat, then he tears off his gauntlets which are glowing red*

Muffin :<

Collector: it'll be ok, muffin. I just need to figure out what's wrong with you.

Muffin: *sad meow*

*collector opens the door for a second and tosses some kitty treats in*

*muffin nomps one but they burn immediately*