HELLO ABE. I WANNA PLAY A GAME. I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE EXTREMELY GERMOPHOBIC. IN FRONT OF YOU IS TWO BOWLS OF CEREAL. ONE OF THE BOWLS WAS RUN THROUGH THE DISHWASHER LIKE NORMAL. THE OTHER ONE I WASHED BY HAND. YOU HAVE TWO HOURS TO EAT ONE BEFORE YOU DIE OF STARVATION. THE CLOCK IS TICKING.