Hah, let’s play a fun for me game!

Don't kill yourself. Suicide is never the option. No matter how little you think you matter, you do matter. There are people that care about you, even if you think that's not true.

New answer: hug yourself and go pour yourself a glass of choccy milk and listen to some happy music as you drink it. Then go for a walk, breathe the late summer air, and look up at the clouds and the sky behind it. See the deep blue sky if it’s day, or the moonlit clouds if it’s night. Don’t end your movie before the best scenes <3

d. you shouldn’t kill yourself. we are all here for you no matter what.

E. There’s no need to lie to me.

f. then i won’t lie. everything i said was true.

G. You made a paradox. I said you are lying, you said you weren’t.
You are lying
No I’m not

h. sorry, i meant i wasn’t lying. the option, d, was the correct choice.

Bro if you need to talk here’s a link Chat with me on Memechat!

Hod dammit the link didn’t work

It expired.

This is a new one maybe this one will work
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Also i followed you you found invite me to a memechat too without a link

Ok, I got it.

see here's the thing, don't. it would be funny and even if the world would be a better place, you must keep living for revenge

That’s fair.

B: is more likely to turn you into a vegetable also don’t kys

None of the above. Life is like a roller coaster, it has it's ups and downs. How many people jump off roller coasters because they're afraid of heights? Nobody.

I’m not gonna say this in an assholish way, but… there are a lot of people that have done that..

Yeah, maybe that wasn't the best choice of words...
Continuing with the rollercoaster metaphor, though... the ride will end eventually. Might as well sit back and enjoy it while it lasts!

violently crash your dream car

I can’t drive yet. Otherwise, I would totally pull a James Dean!

Nah, cruise down your favorite stretches of road with the windows down, playing the kind of music that makes you smile uncontrollably. See which truckers you can get to blow their horn as you pass them. Drive into the sunset as you make plans to take control of your life and make it better, knowing that it will only get better from here on <3

A is the most effective.

I could use that.

Nah, go do something you like. Life can be great

i agree