Lol

WE ARENT UPSIDE DOWN

At the very least we are diagonal

Frfr

why dont i get paid then?

AUSTRALIAN TEST:
Do you spontaneously combust whenever you go outside?
Y/N

eh depends on the day and for how long im outside for. i also live in south Australia which is one of the colder states

ok but do you get eaten by a colossal insect every other day?

They learned to fight them

yeah

ok you're Australian

SA aint shit compared to vic

yeah ive been to Victoria before and its much colder than sa 🥶

no. i live in victoria that gets hot as shit during summer. worst i get it a bad sunburn

and then snow the next

no

Australian test:
Are you able to play hollow knight irl by looking under your couch?

no i play whack a mole

yes

Congrats! You are Australian!

do they expect it to be like "The Truman show'?

ooh that was such a great movie

yeah

I know 0 flat earthers who believe this lol

Who cares if it's for meme

ik oh well

seriously these guys must have been high making this

me being australian myself, this is f**king stupid

OMG❗️Wrong person❗️
Cancel!
Cancel!
Cancel!
Hitman Request Sent
He is Killed Now!
——😆——
Has this ever happened to you?

No

i think i lost a few braincells

Seriously bro this is so fr

bruh my family used to live in Australia.

bro lmaoooooooooooooooooo

makes sense, they are all bugs

They probably think that all the kangaroos are space aliens

australians

Where tf is my money!?

I must be secretly paid by NASA

As a [PAID ACTOR FROM NASA] I can confirm this is true

how come i dont get paid?

idk you and me are on the same page

I think you mean paid actors
But seriously how do you get 25 million paid actors. If your gonna give 1000 a month that's 25 billion A MONTH. How does nasa get that money

man I thought I had a friend who lives in australia, guess it is all a lie