One guy decided to include his part in there

Why does bro need the EXACT measurement of his “thing?” Like down to a hundredth of an inch is wild-

like, not even NASA's standards are this high

Why does it have to be there in the first place? Nobody f**king asked to know.

At least, we know that his "nether stick" is over 7 inches so he can do the "thing" with his wife later on.

He looks like Jason Mamoa got fired and couldn't keep his gym membership

He looks like how I’d imagine a sleazy Albanian drug dealer who takes your money and runs (in a 30 year old BMW ofc)

Gets killed by the main character 15 minutes into a mob movie

he looks like a stereotypical motorcyclist that rapes 15 year-olds

Bro was blessed in THAT regard

That one crime lord

I guess he grew a beard

Damn-

this guy's robbed at least 4 gas stations with a bb gun in his lifetime