Roast me

motherless

Your sexuality is that of an unsolved Rubik’s cube.

(just a roast)

If you were the trophy at the end of a race, I’d sprint backwards

(no offense)

M

did your father goes to minecraft hard-core world and creeper? because I

Hey Apple!
What?
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yup

Reminds me of those creepy IG slideshows IdkSterling covers on YT Shorts

that's the sound

Yeah ik

you're so short that if an ant were to come up to you, they'd say "and I thought I was the smallest"

You have gained the respect and trust of only the paedophiles, not to mention every floor you’ve stood on has broken into the basement

25 pounds underweight.

XD

Now that you’ve done step 1 of becoming the most annoying person in the whole fcking universe, the rest is easy peasy lemon squeezy

Yo mama so dumb she studied for a drug test and still failed that mf

ngl you look like the essence of hollow knight

Thank you :D

Want even trying to roast you just had to bring that up

You do have a father but he's still getting the milk,

did your father get up for another beer