Please someone report this mofo to the cops

AUGH LIGHT USER

What’s wrong with light mode 💀

MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My screen is automatically in dark mode rn tho, it just varies by lighting/time of day

lmaooo

Well I eat kids so...

Also do you have any? I'm hungry

I think the one I locked in my basement is still there. He may or may not be dead by now though

Oh nice! Sooo... do you your children medium rare?

oh and the commentors, the will finally be of use to this earth by no longer wasting oxygen

Fr, idk why everyone is being so rude, I’ve never heard people joke about being something so vile

plot twist, he's also a kid

A very unfunny one indeed

This aint gonna look good on his record

Apparently he was joking

let me live in ignorance

why do you people have to ruin jokes so much

I thought it was real, he basically confirmed it

Obviously not. How can you not tell he’s joking.

I’m not used to that kind of humor, I’ve never heard people joke like that

least stupid cursedcomments poster

I’m not stupid, I’ve just never heard jokes like that before

that’s something a stupid person would say 🙏🙏

I’m just inexperienced with that kind of humor, no need to be rude bro

vro’s late to the party 😔

I’m not the only slow thing in this comment section you blabbering idiot

stay mad ked! only in ohio sigma!

I feel ashamed to share a chromazone with you, you blight upon humanity

LOL

your big words won't change anything aidan

Coward

you replied to yourself dumbass, I had to check myself 😗😗

and don’t flex your more featured posts, the reason I have less is because I lowkey don’t post anymore

I have more comments than you, more points than you, more featured images than you, and to top it all of I’m not 7 f**king years old you scourge. You single-handedly bring down the IQ of the human race.

vro, that is NOT changing anything! squaring up on imgflip is not possible!

Drake ahh comment