The greatest trick Satan ever pulled was convincing people that hell is cute and quirky

yeah-
I pick number 2

Satan isn’t even scary, he’s canonically just a spineless fraudster, lemme punch that little sh*t

bible lore

Yeah, Satan is basically a scammer according to the Bible

what does that mean?!

spamton is a character from hit indie game Deltarune (chapter 2)
and he's basically a scammer

Oh ok lmao

Also he doesn’t rule over hell. God does, which is even scarier.

Well yeah, hell is basically eternal prison with fire and brimstone(sulphur) to make sure inmates don’t get comfortable. Genius addition when you think about it.

People in this comments section are literally picking the horns they want in hell instead of trying to be good and go to heaven and pick a halo lmaooo

lmao but do they have a cat ears halo in heaven? didn't think so.

Maybe they do, maybe they don’t.

No matter how good I am I'm gonna end up in hell sooo..
Might as well be prepared!

Nah, just always do right and you’ll probably end up in heaven :)

You can do everything right and still be wrong.

wdym?

it depends on what religion you're going by

Wdym? I can’t think of a religion that would disagree with that.

a common misconception about Christianity

Wdym?

like that's not how getting to heaven works according to Christianity

There are claimed Christians who are less likely to get into heaven than some non-Christians. You never know…

but I mean specifically according to Christianity
many claimed Christians won't get into heaven but the non-christians won't either

Idk man but it never hurts to try

6 is so me

Those are antlers not horns smh 🤦‍♂️

Precisely

You wanna look like a deer?!

Yes.

oh deer

dont give me horns ong doom guy finna pull up

4

W horns

PRO HACK: If your girl needs to have an specific horn, avoid saying just the number.

Here's an example: Ladies, if any of you have the 4th horns, dm me

lol yeah
also there's no 14 option