Data got rizz

so she just like attaches a piece of rebar to herself or something?

Jacques: there'll be a dice in data? I don't get...

(D pronounced in french is the same way they pronounce dice)

Infernal: I do not get it..

Data: "D" is being used as an abbreviation for di-

*Infernal would get dot pupils*

Infernal: Ohhhh...

Data: >:3

Infernal: I remember in the times when i had skin, i used to have a 16 inch c- *Infernal would get water poured on his head by a random source*

Data: if you think your rizz is working on me I've got two things to tell you. 1, I have a bf. 2, 16 inches would probably tear me apart

Infernal: First of all i aint tryna get you. You smol. Also i aint a thief so i wont steal you from yo bf.

Data: how could you steal from da boi?
*Holds up sap plushie*

Infernal: Oh wait one more thing. I had a wife. I will not betray her even in death.

Data: aww that's sweet

*Infernal would look at his spears blade with both his wife and sons name etched onto each blade*

Sap: *extreme blushing* >:(

Data: gottem

Sap: -///- You're always like this...

Data: most of the time if I do it around you it's because I like your reactions

Sap: But why :<

Data: it's cute :3

Sap: I just don't really like horny...

Data: :3
*Pats his head*

Sap: :>

Data: :>

Sap: *hug*

Data: -w-
*Hugs tighter*

Sap: *no, hugs tighter*

Data: >:3
*Maximum hugggsss*

Sap: >:3 *HUGSSSSS*

Data: >:3

Sap: *HUGS EVEN MORE*

*sap hears a small cracking sound*
Data: OvQ

Sap: 0v0 *stops hugs* Urhh...... URHHHH

*there are small cracks on data's waist area*

Data: impressive, but... OW.

Sap: Sorry...

(also gn)

(gn. See you at like 3am or whatever lol)

Data: it's ok
*The cracks disappear in just a couple seconds*

Sap: :D

(GO. TO. SLEEP.)

(I did.)

Data: :3

Mr. Splode: *facepalms*

A: 🥺 can u spare me some? Please? I’m desperate

Data: sorry, I can't share this USB.

A: :,(

Data: I have some others though
*Opens a drawer full of usb cords and memory sticks*

A: no I mean I WANT one…
( https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=pKAgfQJcT0Snf9Z48tdvVwqI6u4vFYq- because I haven’t reached 1000 points, I have a comment time limit)

A: can’t you at least hook me with someone? I don’t have a boyfriend anymore :,(

Data: I don't know any furries other than clipz so no.

Sorry :(

Hydralic beam