Maybe with the right amount of Peruvian Marching Powder!

BREAKING: At least 12 different people declined Kamalas VP offer calling it “career suicide.”

And yet the MSM claims she's leading. Pure propaganda.

Ha! Really? That's both surprising and awesome. I'm surprised that this information was allowed to surface at all.

There's a report saying she chose Tim Walz only because he had no further political ambitions.

And, of course, he's such a lame old cracker that he won't upstage her on the campaign trail!

She IS a bit of a narcissist, isn't she. Not a question. 😉

She's a behemoth of narcissism. Not a doubt!

Fortunately for her NONE of her Dem Party supporters have yet worked out that part; and unless CNN or MSNBC puts a bug in their ears about it, they never will.

The debate, if it happens, will be a two-bowl popcorn moment. The state sponsored media will attack Trump, declare her the winner and show new polls with her double digits ahead of Trump. I can't wait, this is meme gold.