*the morning before the counterattack, i take up my concerns for the Pale King to King Tuba II*
Toze 'Mdavumee: My King, shadows linger over our land, darker than the usual twilight. The pale king has vanished, taken by those insidious bronies. They flaunt their childish escapades while we contemplate the fate of our realm.
King Tuba II: Yes, Toze. It is a time of despair. I felt the tremors of our strength diminish the moment the pale king was captured. His presence, a balm against the chaos surrounding us, is sorely missed. Have you heard any whispers of where they might hold him?
Toze 'Mdavumee: Rumors flutter like moths in the night. Some say he is held deep within their neon castle, a fortress adorned with memorabilia of cartoons and ponies. Others suggest they try to indoctrinate him, to pull him into their world of whimsy and frivolity.
King Tuba II: We must not let our hopes dwindle, my friend. We must gather our forces and devise a plan to retrieve him! The pale king is not only our leader but the embodiment of our ideals. We cannot allow their degeneracy to spread any further.
Toze 'Mdavumee: A bold counterattack would be wise, my King. We must unite our strongest warriors, arm them with both steel and strategy. We can exploit the distractions of their celebratory nonsense — the endless conventions, the parades of vibrant colors and ridiculous fanfare. They underestimate the true power of our resolve.
King Tuba II: And the very notion of their consumerist culture will be our advantage. While they chase after fleeting trends, we must strike with the weight of tradition and purpose. We will storm their castle and reclaim not only the pale king but our dignity in this fractured world.
Toze 'Mdavumee: Agreed. We should rally the clans, summon the beast riders from the Northern Wastes, and call upon the sorcerers from the Eastern Woods. With their might and our cunning, we can overpower this whimsical tide.
King Tuba II: Let it be known: we shall not sit idle while the bronies bask in their false sense of victory. We will march as a storm, fierce and unwavering. Our banners shall rise again, and the pale king shall see our light shining as a beacon, guiding him back to us.
Toze 'Mdavumee: A battle hymn shall be composed, my King. The songs of our ancestors will echo through the halls of our kingdom, inspiring our warriors to fight for justice, for honor, and for the return of the pale king.
King Tuba II: Then it is settled, Toze. rally them.