*Juniper just messes around on his phone as he waits for Willow to get ready. This whole illness or sickness or whatever it is kinda worries him, considering he doesn't know how one would catch it, or what the cause of it even was. He might catch it himself, and he wouldn't even know how.*

Juniper: "Aight then. Get your shit together so we can go, cuz I'm already ready."

*He puts on boots before spinning the key ring on his middle finger.*

Juniper: "C'mon, don't look at me like that...Tell you what, I'll treat you to anything you want on me if it'll make you feel better for the time being."

*He grabs his keys and wallet before leaning against the wall near the door.*

Juniper: "I've been meaning to go out to treat myself anyways."

Juniper: "Calm the hell down, Willow...I doubt this was a human caused thing..."

*He walks over to her, taking a look at her cow-like features. He touches her horns and floppy cow ears.*

Juniper: "So bizarre...If I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda glad it was you and not me..."

Juniper: "Hmmm...Aight, well good news for me, it's not contagious. Bad news for you, it doesn't look like there's a cure, so you're stuck being half cow."

*Juniper closes his laptop and stands up.*