Was Jesus working today

"Mom, Jesus turned the water into drunk juice again!"
(idk why I put this. I thought it was funny, okay?)

Nothing better than drinking water after being dehydrated

How is this less upvoted than something that's not You Had One Job?

This made me realize, I don't think Jesus can really drink water.

I can imagine him drinking some water but then turns into wine in his stomach or it instantly turns into wine when he grabs a glass of water.

Dehydration

Jesus has to pay the bills!