POV your oc sees Milo for sale on the dark web

Blook: "Imma buy him then send him back to Rizu or whoever"

Deadeye:

oh btw that comment prob wont matter if you still have me blocked

Colt: YOOOO CAT -slaps buy button-

Geary: a cat?
why would someone sell their kitty away on the dark web

damn people will do anything to give away their trash food

NUGGET STOP JUST COMMENTING ON RP POSTS

no

Data: nah. These MF's ain't stealing him.
*Buys him*

*a box is at her door*

*she opens it*

Milo: candy?

Data: is that what they used to catnap you?

Milo: ?
they said I get candy :<

Data: I'll get you some candy. You have NO idea what I just saved you from.

Milo: oki

*she gives milo some candy and puts him on rizu's bed*

Milo: omnomnomnomnomn

Infernal: Huh. Welp time to buy em *buy noises*

*a box is at her door*

(DID YOU JUST SAY HER-)

Infernal: Welp time to get it. *He gets the box and shakes it around*