Rp with one of the villains (bottom = Non-canon)

(Any)

May: "I wish it wasn’t so cold for me all the time…"

Diabolus: *Appears from hell* Do you want a breather from the cold!

May: "Um… yeah."

Diabolus: Then Shake my hand and I can bring you into the heat!

May: "Okay then…"

*She’d hesitate a bit, but eventually shakes their hand*

Diabolus: *Smirks* Yesssssssssss

May: "And I’ve probably screwed up, haven’t I?"

Diabolus: Prepare to meet your friends on the other side!

May: "Friends? What do you mean?"

*Diabolus takes May straight down to the burning heats of hell*

*May looks at her surroundings*

May: "Wow, this place looks… hot."

Konton: :T
(any)

Diabolus: I can make you go back to hell actually.

Konton: :/

*Xorus and the Lord both Materialilize*
Diabolus: She won’t go to hell soooooooo

Konton: uh-

The Lord: Can you please return to hell, the escapes of the dead is unbalancing everything

Konton: I'm not dead though
I was born there, I just wanted to leave

(I actually don’t know which villain to do…)

(diabolus or something? Idk)

(Oke)

(so you go)

Diabolus: Go back to hell

Konton: huh?

Diabolus: I can give you a deal that you won’t regret!

Konton: I don't really want to go back there-

Diabolus: well according to Xorus and the Lord, those whom has escaped Hell must all go back to hell

Konton: so? You can't make me go back

(precious-)

Ivan: *Looks down at Cleanser Absolute* Which way do you prefer?
Brutal Death or Quick Annihilation?

*186 falls from a three story building, hitting scaffolding and an awning before hitting the ground.*
185: I hate... This f**king... Lag spike...

(Surprise me.)

(Ima rp with the Omni Man ripoff)

Infernal: *Minding his own bussnuis*

*Cleanser is Cleansing an innocent Bloodhawkian planet*

Infernal: Huh?

Jacques: *pulls out a cross*

(The Satan looking guy*

Diabolus: Do you think a cross will do anything?

Jacques: QUE LE POUVOIR DE DIEU LE SEIGNEUR T'ÉLOIGNES DE MOI ESPRIT MAUDIT

Diabolus: Let me put this in a language you’ll understand *AHEM*
Votre croix est un gaspillage de bois

Jacques: Ben là.. ça marches avec les cannibals..

Diabolus: Est-ce que j'ai l'air d'un cannibale pour vous ?

Jacques mais vous avez ses yeux rouge! Ques'ques un des cannibals on des yeux rouge

Creatie: *looking up at EC curiously*

*Holding the head of a dead enemy general*
EC: Hello… little one

Creatie: who are you?

EC: I am The Exotic Creator… but you could just call me EC

Creatie: ... I feel like I've heard of you

EC: Well, Creatie, I need your assistance to seal something more powerful than the two of us

Creatie: ?

*oblivious to the incoming evil plan*

Top left guy I always forget name.

Liam: *doing computer stuff*

EC: Don’t be mad that you are younger, your circuits haven’t had to be self-changed yet

Liam: Self-changed? What do you mean Self-changed??

EC: you haven’t replaced the circuits in you yet

Liam: I'm not a normal android. I constantly make new bodies. The only thing that stays the same is my AI

*EC approaches Liam from behind*

Liam: What do you want old machine?

EC: You dislike your brother’s girlfriend, right

Liam: I know the beef you've had with her and all those shenanigans.
(I just thought of something:
"The Most Intelligent Machine of Today(liam) vs The Most Intelligent Machine in History (EC))

(I like it)
EC: You only know a fraction of it

Liam: And does it seem like I care about it?
*He turns around to face EC*
Liam: Oh. You're even uglier in person

EC: Looks are deceiving, Young Liam

Liam: Who the hell you calling young?! I WAS MADE IN 1999!!!!!!!

EC: I was made in 1095 in ######### so what’s your excuse

Liam: ............ *Visibly mad*