The Astro Father Sub-Chapter 1: a new adversary

1 month after chapter 1 of the Astro Father – AstroMan is now called Cleanser Absolute. The Collector and Inkmatas were both prepping for a battle against Cleanser when suddenly Hakai returned and Data to the realm. They both were trying to get to two preparing people’s attention.

“Dad” Hakai said

“What is it?” the Collector said

“We might have found a counter to Cleanser Absolute!” Data said

“Where is it?” Inkmatas said

Hakai and Data pulled a map of every prison in the explored Inkverse and pointed to the central core of the map.

“Right here!” Hakai said

“The Super Dungeon!?!” Inkmatas said in disbelief

“Yes” Hakai said

“What important person or thing is in there?” The Collector said

“Cleanser Absolute’s arch nemesis” Data said

“Interesting…” Inkmatas said

“I’ll get this Arch Nemesis out of his out of this Super Dungeon” the Collector said

“Let me come with you!” Inkmatas said

“I can’t risk you getting hurt!” The Collector said

“I won’t get hurt!” Inkmatas said

“Fine” The Collector said

The Collector and Inkmatas leave to go to the Super Dungeon in the central core of the Inkverse, they get to the front gates of the super dungeon to see a guard in front of the gates.

“Ah hi Inkmatas!” The Guard said

“Hi, we’d like to go see Cleanser Absolute’s arch nemesis for an… interrogation!” Inkmatas said

“I wasn’t informed about an interrogation but I will need to see your clearance” The guard said

“Let me get it” Inkmatas sighed

“I got a better idea” The collector said as he grabbed his sword’s handle and started to take it out

“U-uh, go right ahead!” The guard said, “the cell number is 34345”

The Guard opened the gates allowing Inkmatas and The Collector to enter the Super Dungeon. They both get to Cell 3434, they open the door, and they see a figure… chained to the ground.

“Who are you?” The figure slowly and depressingly said, “more importantly… why are you here?”

“We are here to free you!” Inkmatas said

“Really…” The figure said

“Yes” The Collector said

“For what purpose…” The figure said

“AstroMan…” Inkmatas said a bit sad

“He beat me, locked me up here, and left me to die here…” the figure said, “besides why’d you bring him up, is there a new villain?”

“No” Inkmatas said

“What do you mean no” The figure said

“AstroMan has become the Cleanser Absolute” The Collector said

You mean he-“ the figure said in disbelief

“Yes… he has become the villain now” Inkmatas said

“Hmph, I’ve been getting more weak, more obscure, and more forgotten as a person throughout the years he’s locked me here” the figure said depressingly

“I should’ve known this one was useless” The Collector said

“GIVE THEM A CHANCE!” Inkmatas shouted

“They’ve already admitted to being useless though!” The Collector said back

“Nobody can be useless!” Inkmatas replied with justification

The figure looked in Inkmatas’ direction and was starting to audibly cry.

“Thank you so much” The figure said

“You’re welcome!” Inkmatas said

Inkmatas quickly used her Inkstone magic and blasted the chains holding the figure to the floor and destroyed them. The figure gets off their knees but struggles to get up at first.

“GAH MY LEGS!” The figure cried out in immense pain

Inkmatas walks to the figure and helps them up.

“What’s your name?” Inkmatas said

“I am the Obsidian Ire” The figure said

“I mean your real name but I like your Hero name!” Inkmatas said enthusiastically

“Ah, I am Tomoko!” The figure said

“Nice to meet you, Tomoko!” Inkmatas joyfully said

The Collector off his helmet due to the immense heat. Tomoko sees the helmet-less Collector and covers Inkmatas’ eyes as she lifts her mask up and blows the Collector a kiss. Tomoko soon lowers her mask back to cover her face and uncovers Inkmatas’ eyes. Collector puts his helmet back on in obliviousness.

“Let’s go stop this, Cleanser Absolute!” Tomoko said

Soon Tomoko, Collector, and Inkmatas leave the super dungeon through a portal of creation. As the three walk into the realm of creation, as they entered, Tomoko was holding the Collector’s hand. When they entered the realm, Hakai, Rizu, Astra, Terra, Data, and Aithan were watching the news.

“A strange… Isohecahedron on an outer multiversal rim dwarf planet was discovered, the dwarf planet is called—“ The TV suddenly shut off as the three arrived.

“I got the arch Nemesis!” The Collector said

“Good!” Data said

“Now, let’s see what they’re made of!” Rizu said

“Yeah!” Data said

“Oh – this is not the reaction I thought I’d get!” Tomoko said

Hakai, Rizu, and Data all ran at Tomoko, Hakai unsheathed her Universal end, Rizu created her cryo-spear out, and Data stayed back with her Electro-gun. Hakai swung her sword at Tomoko but she quickly dodged the sword, Rizu suddenly thrusted her cryo-spear at Tomoko and she quickly caught the cryo-spear. Tomoko quickly pulled the spear out of Rizu’s hands, Data suddenly shoots Tomoko with her gun in the back but Tomoko’s armor absorbs most of the energy.

“Not cool!” Tomoko said

Tomoko quickly throws Rizu’s Cryo-Spear at Data and the spear compromises Data’s electro-gun.

“Gah okay!” Data said

Hakai quickly ran at Tomoko and swung at her chest area but Tomoko quickly side-stepped away from the slash and trips Hakai.

“Eep!” Hakai screeched

Tomoko sighed and then looked at Rizu.

“HOW DARE YOU HURT MY HAKI!” Rizu raged

“I had to I’m sorry!” Tomoko begged

“YOU BITCH!” Rizu said

“Wait I can stop!” Tomoko said

“YOU WILL PAY!” Rizu blindly raged

“WAIT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-“ Tomoko tried to say as Rizu slammed into her

Rizu slams Tomoko into a wall, Rizu quickly creates a Cryo-Dagger, and tries to stab Tomoko in the liver with it. Suddenly the Collector creates a barrier between the two.

“Thank you, Collector” Tomoko said

“You’re welcome” The Collector said

Tomoko leaned on the Collector’s chest in a gesture of a crush developing. The Collector obliviously let her lay on his chest. Inkmatas and Astra saw Collector’s unknowningness of Tomoko’s feelings to him. Meanwhile at the Interplanetary zone of the planet; Vitis, Three Bloodhawkian capital ships are in a defensive position around the zone when suddenly an Astronomical radar catches a single… thing heading at speeds slightly faster than an interceptor but slower than a fighter.

“There’s an — unknown object heading this way at strange speeds sir!” A Bloodhawkian radar man said

“Identify it!” A Bloodhawkian officer said

“Да, сэр.” The Bloodhawkian radar man said
(Yes sir)

The Bloodhawkian capital ship quickly identified the unknown object heading to toward the defensive blockade. Suddenly the image of the object appeared on the screen.

“О, ЧЕРТ!” The Bloodhawkian radar man shouted

“What is it!?!” The officer said

“CLEANSER ABSOLUTE!” The radar man yelled

The officer quickly ran to the alarm button and pressed it, setting off the alarm. The Officer also sent a distress signal to the Bloodhawkian planet of Vitis.

Meanwhile on Blockade defense capital ship 3, a Bloodhawkian kid is with his father when the kid notices that Blockade Capital ship 1 is on high alert.

“Papa?” the kid said

“Yes Lenin?” The father said

“What’s the noise outside?” Lenin said

Lenin’s Father looked outside and saw BCS1 in Battle position and quickly started to tell his crew. Soon the father returned to Lenin.

“It’s Cleanser Absolute” Lenin’s Father said fearfully.

Lenin was put into silence and his father put him on an escape pod. The father quickly activated Lenin’s escape pod and the escape pod quickly shot out into space. As the escape pod left, Lenin saw Cleanser annihilate all three Bloodhawkian Blockade Capital ships.

Meanwhile, in the realm of creation, Tomoko was practicing with Collector and Astra. Tomoko was using gauntlets to block and grab strikes from the Collector and Astra. As the Training sessions continued further, Data, Aithan, and Terra were watching the practice when Inkmatas and Data suddenly enter the realm of creation with a silver colored shield in Inkmatas’ mechanical hand. The Collector, Astra, and Tomoko all looked at Inkmatas and Hakai.

“What is that?” Tomoko said

“It’s a shield!” Inkmatas said

“Me and Inkie has to go through a lot to get this shield…” Hakai said

“It’s made out of a strange but sacred metal” Inkmatas said, “we got it by making an agreement with the Andromedish Pope!”

“Interesting” The Collector said

“The Andromedish Pope wanted us to give it to the person who is most capable of beating Cleanser Absolute with it!” Inkmatas said

“But who would that be?” Hakai said

“Obviously the best girl here, Me!” Data said

“Cleanser would demolish you, Data” Astra said

“I can do it” The Collector said

“That shield is too small for you and Terra” Hakai said

“Obviously it’s—“ Aithan was interrupted

“I know more about Cleanser because I fought him more” Tomoko said

“You barely know how to fight” Hakai said

“That doesn’t mean I can’t fight” Tomoko said

Hakai throws the shield to Tomoko who catches the shield and tightens the straps on her right arm. Hakai unsheathes Universal End and walks toward Tomoko in proper form. Hakai swings her sword at Tomoko’s mask, Tomoko quickly raised the shield and the weapons collide with each other. The shield remained intact and not even slightly damaged. The Collector looked at the shield with envy. Tomoko quickly dashed at Hakai while Hakai’s sword was still on the shield. Hakai quickly stepped back but Tomoko kept approaching. Tomoko quickly pushed Hakai’s sword back and hastily bashes Hakai with the shield. Hakai was hit back and she quickly blasts a destructive hellblast at Tomoko, Tomoko sees this and quickly deflects the hellblast back at Hakai. Hakai quickly absorbs the blast using her sword, Hakai grips her handle of her sword harder and her extension starts to glow a super light reddish-white color.

Meanwhile at Andromeda, Asteri; Cleanser Absolute was in an alleyway with a royal Rega rose flower in his hand as the Andromedan Queen, Tsuyo and two royal guards followed Cleanser into the dark alleyway. Cleanser soon looks at Tsuyo and drops the Rega Rose.

“Why did you Withdraw Andromedish Infantry from the Inkversian military, your ‘majesty’?” Cleanser said in scaling anger

“I don’t want any more young men to be killed for the Imperial Inkverse ‘Cause’!” Tsuyo said

“Oh so unwise” Cleanser said

“You only see our soldiers as EXPENDABLE CANNON-FODDER!” Tsuyo angrily yelled at Cleanswr

“Unconfident and WEAK ‘rulers’ like you, are also expendable” Cleanser lightly yelled at Tsuyo.

Tsuyo quickly tried to get away from the situation but Cleanser Karate chopped her head off in a split second which covered him in plenty of blue blood. Cleanser quickly killed the two body guards before they could leave as well.

“Puny royals” Cleanser scoffed

The next Asterian day later. The people of Andromeda all huddled up near an alleyway. The People all saw the ‘hung’ headless body of Tsuyo and her guards. Many Andromedish people were scared and started to panic. Meanwhile in the Royal Palace of Andromeda, Xander and Rea were mourning losses of Tsuyo and the two young royal guards. Soon Xander and Rea were outside of the kingdom in the Asterian fields.

“I know that the current situation of Andromeda is plaguing you… But I have brought you here to calm you down” Xander said

“But the people are begging for a new queen!” Rea worried

“If you become the Queen now, that’ll place a target on your back” Xander said

“I suppose you’re right” Rea said

“So let’s just think about us for a minute and just put all this political crisis aside for now” Xander said

Xander hands Rea an object.

“What is this?” Rea said

“It’s my prized Shellphone” Xander said

“Thank you, Xander” Rea said

“You’re welcome” Xander said

“Oh, can you… ummm” Rea studdered

“What is it my dear?” Xander said

“How do I use it” Rea said

Xander quickly understood what she meant and started to teach Rea how to use the Shellphone. 10 minutes later, Rea took a picture of the wildlife with the Shellphone.

“You are getting good with the ‘shell” Xander chuckled

“Yeah!” Rea happily said back

Xander and Rea were both happier than before when suddenly… a man lands. Xander and Rea look behind them and see the person… Cleanser Absolute. Rea shrieked in horror as she saw that Cleanser was covered in blue blood. Xander quickly unsheathed Murasama.

“Hand over the princess and I will spare you” Cleanser said

“You’d have to kill me for that!” Xander bravely defended Rea

“You think you can actually stop me!?!” Cleanser said

“Yes” Xander said

“You Egotistical Moron!” Cleanser insulted Xander

Xander swung the Murasama at Cleanser, Cleanser quickly dodges the swing, and punches Xander right in the chest plate. Xander was hit but stood his ground. Cleanser punched Xander in the chest again and Xander kept holding his ground. Rea watched in fear but Xander didn’t let up. Xander watched as Cleanser throws another punch at him, Xander quickly dodges the punch, and swings his sword down at Cleanser.

Cleanser is hit in the back and he quickly turns around to face Xander.

“Not bad, but now it’s my turn!” Cleanser said

Cleanser blasted Xander with his laser eyes but Xander quickly blocked the laser eyes with his Murasama. The Murasama started to absorb the laser eyes, fixing itself as the laser eyes were being absorbed,

“What!?!” Cleanser said in shock

“My turn” Xander said

Xander swung his Murasama horizontally at Cleanser and the Murasama sent out a horizontal slash that hit Cleanser. The Horizontal slash cut into Cleanser armor, Cleanser stepped back and he saw his chest area 1/4th cut open. Cleanser saw the blood leaking from the open wound.

“Hm… is this - my blood?” Cleanser said

“Yeah, Dipshit, it’s your blood” Xander taunted Cleanser

“Dip-shit?” Cleanser said in confusion and some anger

“Yeah, dipshit, that means your sub-brick level intelligent” Xander further taunted Cleanser

Rea stared at Xander in confusion as she was never taught these words.

“You… DARE insult my intelligence like this!?!” Cleanser furiously said

“Yes” Xander said

“Oh that’s it!” Cleanser furiously yelled

Cleanser Absolute threw another punch at Xander with haste, Xander easily ducked under the punch, and swung Murasama at the opened up Cleanser. Cleanser was hit and his right arm was cut off.

“GAHH!” Cleanser yelled

Cleanser held the open arm wound with his left arm, Xander quickly kicked Cleanser to the ground, and Cleanser started to crawl backwards on the ground as Xander kept walking toward the downed Cleanser with the Murasama pointed at Cleanser.

“It’s over!” Xander yelled at Cleanser, “now you only have one arm left, now I can spare you and make you live in shame, or I can end your misery here and now!”

“I will never quit you ORC!” Cleanser yelled as he kicked Xander ‘under the belt’

Xander fell on his knees in pain allowing Cleanser to escape.

8ye9i0.jpg (click to show) (Cleanser Absolute)

8yeex1.jpg (click to show) (Tomoko’s current Shield design)

"I AM NOT A MORON!" - Xander probably

I swear if Lenin becomes a villain-

Also

COLLECTOR GOT A BIH
WOOOOOOOO

Collector, obliviously: huh?

Eggy: come my friend
I will teach you lessons in ignorance

Collector: oh I've already lost enough braincells just being near you.

Eggy: hey >:(

Collector: >:)

Eggy: I may be stupid but I am capable of whopping your ass

Collector: it was just a joke

Eggy: ...
*puts the shotgun away*

We got Astro Father subchapter before GT-
*metal pipe noises*

Ouch.. Hope Xander wasn't planning on having more kids..

WOOOOOOO

FINALLY somebody managed to hurt this prick!

Yep

Wait where's chapter 1?

Hang on I'll find the link for ya

imgflip.com/i/8u5bik Here ya go