It's been debunked by snopes, even. You guys believe snopes, right?

There's what we know to be true, and the twisted beautiful poetry of the meme . . .

There's an old 90s movie called Dead Man on Campus in which a frat boy 'f**ks' a couch. Gotta find a clip of that and turn it into a GIF.

haha, found it. It's at the 1:48ish mark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFdDdjJDI3E

OMG, JD Vance is in movies?!

For f**ks sake JD Vance “more cushion for the pushin” isn’t supposed to be literal.

And I thought my tali zorah phase was weird.