Fellas, is it gay to be clean?

Caring about my hygiene is gay?

Guess so
I'm lucky, my skin actually doesnt need sunscreen, except for my nose. And when it's blistering hot.

My skin never seems to need sunscreen either

Fr if my lips are dry, then I'll apply carmex, but most of the time I just drink water

I swear to God if somebody comes up to me and says that

I'd beat the mfing shit out of them

apparently we can determine people's sexuality by completely irrelevant things... but still, back off, the Level 3 Professional Human Repellant is MINE.

I'm sorry- no SUNSCREEN?!

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM SKIN CANCER?!?!?!???

FELLAS. IS IT GAY, TO NOT DRESS LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON??!?!?!!??

FELLAS IS HAVING A SELF CARE ROUTINE GAY

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO WALK IN PUBLIC???? BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DICC ATTACHED TO YOU

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO EXIST

bro