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Wanted to get into the specifics so everyone knows exactly how innocent Eggy is.

Wanted to get into the specifics so everyone knows exactly how innocent Eggy is. | Eggy's Innocence: How Much? Eggy is extremely innocent, but not totally oblivious. I wanted to go into depth about what he knows and what he doesn't. Knows: What s*x is. He has had it before, and is a scientist. How to fight. He may be a pacifist, but will fight if he needs to. A lot about the Bible. He is a paladin, after all. Doesn't know: Innuendos. He doesn't get dirty jokes. P○rnography. He was never taught about it, so he never looked into it. Some common sense. He's not completely stupid, but he doesn't get certain phrases and lacks some forms of basic reasoning. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
86 views • 2 upvotes • Made by Eggy_Nog 6 months ago in Imgflip-bossfights
15 Comments
Dr.Evil-ish M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Data: so... You don't get it when Peyton wants you to "plug into" her "USB port"?
Eggy_Nog M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Eggy: Sure I do!
*Meanwhile Peyton is holding her phone with Eggy's charger plugged into it*
Dr.Evil-ish M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Data: I didn't mean that literally.
Eggy_Nog M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Eggy: huh?
Dr.Evil-ish M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Data: nevermind, you're too innocent to know.
Eggy_Nog M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
Eggy: everyone says that...
Dr.Evil-ish M
0 ups, 6mo
Data: :/
.Maria. M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
how old is eggy
Eggy_Nog M
0 ups, 6mo,
1 reply
277 (27 in immortal-age)
.Maria. M
0 ups, 6mo
oh
PearlFan23 M
0 ups, 6mo,
4 replies
Peyton: hey where’s Amber?
Eggy: she’s watching Netflix with her fiance!
*cut to moaning coming from Amber’s bedroom*
Sorry I couldn't help it-
Eggy_Nog M
0 ups, 6mo
Eggy: "They seem to be having fun with that "Netflix and chill" thing, maybe we should try it!"
Dr.Evil-ish M
0 ups, 6mo
Data: ... Should I explain to him what "netflix and chill" is?
Dr.Evil-ish M
0 ups, 6mo
(I'm making this into an Undertale text meme lol)
Punch_The_Clock M
0 ups, 6mo
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    Eggy's Innocence: How Much? Eggy is extremely innocent, but not totally oblivious. I wanted to go into depth about what he knows and what he doesn't. Knows: What s*x is. He has had it before, and is a scientist. How to fight. He may be a pacifist, but will fight if he needs to. A lot about the Bible. He is a paladin, after all. Doesn't know: Innuendos. He doesn't get dirty jokes. P○rnography. He was never taught about it, so he never looked into it. Some common sense. He's not completely stupid, but he doesn't get certain phrases and lacks some forms of basic reasoning.