Nah, the snail wins.

Why is everyone so mad, this is a meme site and he made something as a joke wtf?

i’ve f**king had it with you
get in the contraption

I'm a spy main dumbass

No. Only dumbass, not spy main

Shut

Nah

be serious for once in your life

No

no, be NORMAL for once

Here before drama

Fr*nce

Please just make actual who would win posts instead of “Snail beats Collector!1!1!1”

You don't get it, do you?

Obviously you don’t get how to make an actual Who Would Win post.

This is a silly post

It's a joke that originated in Reddit a LONG time ago.

Basically, the idea is that you gain immortality but there is a snail, who is also immortal, constantly chasing you.

If the snail touches you you die

This eventually devolved into just "the snail"

Isn't that like the snail that will kill you if it touches you in 6 billion years or something?

didnt you leave

(Casually watches the replies explode)

Wait a minute

YO HE'S BACK
(The idea is that you're immortal and if it touches you you die)

Yo when did you get back

I just popped in to say hi
Also who the heck is Soul

Screen head robot like data but is pinkish red