POV: ...this

Milo: Damn…If that isn’t the most badass shite I’ve seen today…

dragnoc: ..i think i'll take my leave.. *walks away*

*he suddenly flings himself at you, the guy he's holding smacking you so gosh darn hard you go FLYING*

*he stops himself mid air using his wings, seeming completely unharmed* ow.

*he does it again, this time HARDER*

*he's still completely fine* do you mind not doing that.

Furry-Fox : what the?

*he looks at you*
"OI MAET GET OFF ME PROPERTY"
*he yeets the guy at you*

Furry-Fox :Weeeeeee!

*you suddenly hit a brick wall, breaking all the bones in your body, and turning into a soup*

*SOUMP FOMX*
Furry-Fox : ow...

"this is furry on furry violence"
*he then proceeds to beat your ass with the random dude, which while results in no real damage, hurts a LOT.*

Furry-Fomx : Nuuuuuuuuuu11!111!11!!111111

Indo: Oi, little blue creature put down the little fellow.

*he yeets the little fellow at you, smashing you into a pole, throws you across the f**king atmosphere, and then grabs an anvil and smashes it against your head with no effort*

Ow. That was rude.
*Picks up the anvil and throws it at you with one hand*
Consider yourself lucky that I don't believe in breathing oxygen or I could have died from going to such high altitudes.

*The anvil is simply delfected, and you're hit harder than when you were kicked in the nuts that one time.*

You know, it's rude to hit someone there.
*I seem unbothered. I grab your leg*
If you don't stop I will be forced to use violence.

cole: ...welp... i've seen enough *loggs off*

*he's still there*

cole: *SCREE-*

*you get your face smashed into a pole, your arms ripped off, your legs obliterated, and yeeted into the sun, only to land on a car*

*nah*

*yah*

*NAH*

*YAH*

*I SAID F**KIN N A H*

*I SAID F**KIN Y A H*

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

(I take role of npc)
NPC: So… *smiles sheepishly* Read any good books lately?

Fine.

Dash: *powerwalks up to them*

Me: *boops the nose and gets yeeted all the way to the biggest galaxy cluster in the observable universe, the Hercules Corona-Borealis Great Wall*

(you just skipped to the middle bit lol)

(lol)

X: *R P G*

*incorrect buzzer*
*the furry yeets the guy he was holding at you*

X: *grab*

*you get smashed into a pole and thrown across the f**king atmosphere*

X: what the fu-

*you suddenly land on the sun, which is surprisingly harmless*

X: huh

Sun's a lot less warmer than usual