Choose wisely

I can physically only see one. I only see the ca- THE MACE

In what universe would I choose cat gf

in a universe where minecraft doesn't exist? (or is stuck in versions that are before the mace was added)
still, i assume in that situation you and i would both take LITERALLY NOTHING over a cat gf

the mace is as weak as a stone sword I choose neither

what you probably didn't even know is that the mace can deal insane damage depending on your height

short people:

He means how high up you are

lol

Cat girlfriend
If she truly loves me she will make it so that I have the mace every survival

...can i choose neither?

bro doesnt play minecraft 💀💀🗣️🗣️

I play minecraft all the time, my most played world just hit 300 days yesterday. I just dont like having weapons that require tactic. Who tf plans out a drop attack? How is that f**king helpful??

good point, but even though the mace is so strong if you use it the right way

Yes, but in what case do you use this to your advantage? Maybe a fall damage prevention but there are several ways to do so already.

well idk mojang at least added something technically useful so we're grateful even if its a bit useless

I guess

MACE ALL THE WAY

cat gf

MAC N CHEESE

Ok, web

*weeb

Mace to kill cat thing

Mace