POV: Kill it

(non canon since samurai is currently a dead stone statue)

Samurai E: a cat, I have slain divine entities, millions of monsters and my own friends
and you expect me to kill a feline?

*samurai e

(why did you block me?
I forgot why)

Nolan: -punches cat technically dead, heals it immediately- There, malicious compliance B)

C; *pulls out the railgun*

Astra: no
*Pets*

Cat: *finishes*

*astra puts her hand out towards it*

Cat: ...

*she tries to pet it again*

Cat: *hesitantly lets her*

Astra: :D

Cat: >:T

Astra: hehe

Cat: *scratches her hand a bit*

Astra: :<
*Pulls her hand back*

{...}
Cat: *biting*

*she pulls some kitty treats out of her pocket*

Cat: *light growl*

*she puts the treats in front of the cat and backs away from it*

Cat: *nomps on them*

*astra cautiously tries to pat the cat's head*

Cat: hisss

*she backs off*

Cat: *keeps eating*

*astra just watches the cat*

Cat: -w-

Astra: did I just become your cat-tree?

Cat: *purring hard*

Cat: >:P

Astra: -_-

Cat: *notices her hair, which looks floofy to her*

Astra: ?

Cat: *jumps up to it and starts making biscuits*

Astra: aww, just like lay :)
... Wait is he in there-

*no*
Cat: *aggressive purring*

*astra reaches up and pets the kitty*

Cat: *scratches away, but stays in her hair*

Astra: -_-

Cat: purr
{Why not}

Astra: :)

(She doesn't want to kill the floof)

(thats like a voice in her head)

(oh)

Astra, in her head: I don't want to kill the floof

{…}

Astra, still in her head: tf kind of psychopathic thought was that

{do it or else}

Astra: or else what.

Cat: *bites her*

Astra: ',:/

In her head: are you... The cat?

Amber: no *hugs*

Cat: *light growl*

Amber: :<

Cat: *walks away*

Amber: poor kitty…

Voice: wow, now so many people are dead just because you wanted to pet a cat

Amber: f**k off

(I was just rping as impulse btw-
/j)

Cat: mrow
Voice in her head: why

Amber: *pets*
Amber’s thoughts: because gato, I love gatos

Voice: kill it

Amber’s thoughts: never

Voice: or else

Amber’s thoughts: or else what? You can't do anything

Cat: *bites her*

Amber: ?

Cat: *biting her*

Amber: hey-