Hating Taylor is one thing, but she is absolutely nothing like Hitler!

I thought I did was meat riding Olivia Rodrigo but holy crap

I love Olivia Rodrigo, too. Not as much as Taylor, though, but still pretty huge.

And? You're still massively meat riding the living crap out of Taylor so go somewhere else but here

What even is meat riding?

it might be a little exaggerated but it gets the point across

no

Have you ever thought of changing your username to Swifty69420

Best thing I've seen in a Taylor swift meat riders comment section

thats the goal

That image is fake!

Also, racist!

the glazing is insane

The only circus I'm seeing is Taylor Swift and her fanbase

Not all Swifties are like that. Only the fake ones are. I can tell the difference.

Fake or not, her fans are clowns, clowns who dedicate their lives worshipping their goddess of leotards who literally does not give a sh*t about them.

Also...

stfu

The bible never said that

I know it didn't. I'm just making a joke to show how much I love Taylor.

That same Taylor who’s responsible for the big increase of carbon dioxide emissions from her private jet?

ok stan

I love Taylor more than anything, but I am definitely not one of her stans. I can clearly tell the difference between them and real Swifties. And besides, this meme is telling the truth, and here's why:

Taylor Swift is absolutely nothing like Adolf Hitler, because Hitler was responsible for some of the worst war crimes ever such as masterminding the worst g3n0c1d3 ever and starting the biggest and deadliest war in history, which left him with a total k1ll count of 17 million, which is the fourth highest out of anyone in history. The atrocities Hitler committed made him one of the most evil people to ever exist on the face of the Earth, even more so than Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, Belle Delphine, Amber Heard, etc., etc., etc. The only things keeping him from being the absolute worst is that he genuinely cared about animals and that he genuinely loved his mother, who died of c4nc3r when he was only 18.

Taylor Swift, however, is pure good and pretty much perfect in every way, and she would never, ever commit anything nearly as atrocious and traumatizing as what Hitler did.

So the next time you see a meme similar to this and want to accuse the creator of being a "stan", I suggest you get your facts straight. Do you understand now? You're welcome.

most sane taylor dickrider

taylor swift has a dick?

Finally, someone who respects my love for Taylor.

tfym 💀
that was meant to be an insult you dumbass

normal person jumpscare

I'm not scared.

ratio

Wild

ah damn you did ping me…
ALSO…

Tf does that even mean

bitch dont know what satire is

LEGO LIFE IS ABSOLUTELY MIND BLOWING LMFAOOOO

What

That was just a funny insult

Bitch ain't no one reading allat 💀

How can you love Taylor Swift more than anything and not be a stan tho???

Because I'm one of the Swifties who know how to behave humanely regarding her.

Which you do by:

Obsessing over her (like stans do)
Worshipping her like a God/Goddess (like stans do)
Making almost every one of your memes/comments all about her (like stans do)
Fantasizing about protecting her with your life (like stans do)
Getting insanely triggered when someone even slightly criticizes Taylor Swift (like stans do)
Putting Taylor Swift over yourself (like stans do)

What a great job at not being a stan.

I don't do any of those things. I may love the woman with all my heart, but even I know not to go that far.

Sorry man, but she's taken.

I know. Travis Kelce is probably more deserving of her, anyway.

bruh

What's up with the "bruh"?

kim jon unk executed someone for listening to korean pop :skull:

Still a way lower body count than Hitler, though.

hitler intended to kill 6 mil
so thats his body count

Bro really typed up the whole English dictionary