ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER CAPTIVATED AUDIENCE... Shit! I stepped in poop! 28,29,30! 30 people...WOW! I should have used the restroom BEFORE the speech! DANG IT! I think I left the faucet running. NO Grandma! That isn't Elvis in the 2nd row! McDonald's or Wendy's ? ...AND WHAT THEY ARE TRULY THINKING...
