WHAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE SAID FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS; "Democracy is at stake! This election is the most important ever!"; WHAT THE DEMOCRATS HAVE DONE FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS; "These new censorship bots will ban all users who promote conservative values on social media!"; "Hey my ballot only lists Democrat candidates!"; "They removed all GOP candidates to make the vote fair, remember?"; "We need to complete 127 hours of diversity training this week or we'll be fired!"; I identify as a strong, handsome man! If you disagree, you are guilty of twelve hate crimes! "Remember, this guy voted for Trump in 2020, so shoot to kill!"; "What? I've been demonetized again for using the word Wife instead of Menstruating Birthing Unit?"; "All non-white students will be going to the aquarium today. While white students will stay here and write a 50 page essay about the evils of white culture!"; "The president is five times smarter than Einstein! Trust me! And he can bench press 1,800 lbs!"