on behalf of the Japanese culture, after careful consideration we will be passing you over to the italians

on behalf of the Italians, we are too busy making pizzas and pasta to deal with you, see if the Brits can help you

tecnicaly I'm part British cause I'm from USA but neither of them will take her

we'll pass them over to the canadians

As a Canadian and on behalf of all Canadians, we're too busy making maple syrup and getting moose for our pets, so we're passing you to the russians

on behalf of the sangheili culture, Shut the f**k up

you ain't even real, also I who asked

On behalf of the Brits, we don't find you royal enough to lust over. Try the Goikians.

On behalf of the Goikians, it's a lost cause woman. Don't even bother with anyone else.

on behalf of the native americans, hell no. (im part native) maybe the jews can handle you

On behalf of the evil world, not even we want you.

on behalf of the sith our light sabers would run out of power if we tried to slice through you

on behalf of the confederacy of independent systems, you soo fat that our battle droids exploded trying to figure out how you got so ugly-thicc.

⍜⋏ ⏚⟒⊑⏃⌰⎎ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀⋔⟒⋏, ⍙⟒ ⎅⟒☊⌰⟟⋏⟒ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⍜⎎⎎⟒⍀, ⏃⌇ ⍙⟒ ☊⏃⋏⋏⍜⏁ ⏁⟒⌰⟒⌿⍜⍀⏁ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⎅⟟⏃⋔⟒⏁⟒⍀.

translation: On behalf of the endermen, we decline your offer, as we cannot teleport your diameter.

Also on behalf of all Skyrim where wolves we would get type 1 2 and 3 diabetes

If we ate your heart

On behalf of Catholic Priests everywhere, we'll have to decline simply due to the fact that she's female and over 18

Nah bro 💀💀

Imagine being rejected by the whole world

this post was made by the asian giant hornet gang

Oh. I thought it was by MU10....

she's also getting rejected by fiction

people are also being on behalf of the sith, goikians, and evil world.

Oh. lol

On behalf of the Italian cuisine, we hate you truly for devouring our brothers and will ban you from all Italian eateries across the earth. If you threaten our cuisine again, we will have no choice but to drown your fatass in bolognese sauce.

You dare threaten our cuisine again, we release the sauce.
Pizza out.
By the way, we saw you disgrace the oh-so-delicious topping-filled circle that is pizza with the horrors of pineapple. Do it again and we will flood your town with bolognese sauce.

THAT B#TCH

Fr

THATS BRUTAL

I read this with accents

On behalf of the Irish people, we’ll decline the offer as we don’t take those who look like the stereotypical American

On Behalf of the Imperial Japanese Army, we arent even gonna bother railing you or making you a comfort woman, u just too ugly

On behalf of all American’s, we must decline due to the fact that even we have a limit on how much fat is too much fat

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