A very original idea

(a bit late)

Infernal: You look more... dumber?...

Data: ... I was drunk, wasn't I.

Infernal: Yeahhhhh.*a few beer bottles fall from Infernals skull*

Data: well, then I drugged myself. Now explain the USB.

Infernal: Just found it in my Fibia bone.

Data: ... I'm not even gonna ask how it forced me to reboot

*Infernal shrugs a bit swayingly before falling to the ground*

Data: ... Looks like I'm not the only one who drugged myself.

*70 beer bottles just roll from the side of a building*

Data: 0-0

*Infernal would just do gibberish before falling asleep*

Data: do u mean stupider?

Infernal: Count the ABCs.

Data: A... uhh... B... C...

Infernal: Your drunk.

Data: E...

Infernal: Oh my go- COLLECTOR! YOUR CREATION IS DRUNK! *called out*

*collector isn't there*

Data: *silly*

Infernal: Ughhhh... How can they even be drunk...

Data: dibital berrr

Infernal: Ughh.. *idea* HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH...

Data: ',:<

Infernal: *gets a camera out* Open your... well jaw mouth thing. *Infernal would also hold a bottle of beer*

Data: what's that?

Infernal: Something. Open wide for the airplane!!

Data: :D

*Creepy mouth*

*Infernal opens the beer bottle and pours it into the mouth*

Data: *seemingly unaffected*

Infernal: Huh. Wait what about this, *Infernal ties the tongue to the bottle*

Data: huh?

Infernal: C H E W

*crunch*

Infernal: Had my fun, time to make you undrunk. *He gets a USB out*

Data: ?

Infernal: Wheres the USB port?

Data: BEES!?
*she frantically looks around*

*Infernal notices a small compartment on the side of her head hanging open*

*Infernal grabs her head then inserts the USB on the side*

Data: WHAT ARE YOU-

*Reboot*

Data: ... Ugh... What happened... I feel AWFUL.

*Infernal lets go the pats their head*

Data: wait...

*Pulls the USB out of her head*

Data: DID YOU JUST DRUG ME

Infernal: NO! YOU WERE DRUGGED BY SOMEONE ELSE AND I HAD TO USE THIS USB TO MAKE YOU SOBER!

*data drags him to a bench*

*Infernals flames would be off as he snores*

Robot: “Data… you aren’t normal”

Data: ye

Robot: “what has happened to you?”

Data: dibgital brr

Robot: “what? What does that mean?”

Data: I drink

Robot: drink what?

Data: d r i n k

Robot: “Get ahold of yourself you crazy machine!!”

Data: heyyy >:(
*bonks him*

Robot: “Owww! What is w-w-w-wrong with you-u-u-u…?”

Fries: *trying to find Gelatin to chase him because Gelatin ate his fries*

Data: you mean >:(