Lemon Pie

Peel the lemons and eat them like that to assert dominance

I don’t want to write it all down, so just go search up “cave Johnson lemon rant” and pretend that I wrote it

“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”