Please I'm bored

Traveler: Are you a god?

OH SHIT

I SHOULD'VE READ THE STORY

This is what you f**king get dumbass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

Also good story

Collector: HOW THE F*CK ARE YOU ALIVE EGGY

Eggy: woman

Collector: tf do you mean "woman"

Dynamo: Who are you?

Eggy: I'm Eggyhead!
Who are you?

Dynamo: Some blockhead that you wouldn’t notice most of the time.

My name is Dynamo.

What would you do for 20 bucks

Eggy: I dunno...

I already have a ton of money, so I don't really need any extra...

Milo: y u egg

Eggy: y u cat

Milo: ?

Would you Headpat Inkmatas for $1

Eggy: am I paying or getting paid
*he says as he pats her head*

Inkmatas: I think you’re getting paid

Eggy: then someone owes me approximately $351759222

Inkmatas: I-I can’t pay that

Eggy: okay then, I reduce the price per head pat by exactly $1.00

Inkmatas: How about it’s for free?

Eggy: yeah
It's free

Amber: EGGYYY *hugs the brother-in-law* how’ve you been?

Eggy: oh...
Sorry it didn't work out, especially after you had a kid together...

Amber: I DIDNT EVEN GIVE CONSENT TO CONCEIVE HIM

Eggy: o-oh dear...
Well I hope this new relationship works out!

Amber: I hope it does too…

Eggy: I'm good, hehe! How about you?

Amber: I'm doing good! I got engaged!

Eggy: *gasp* to who?

Amber: Byrd!

Eggy: I'm happy for you!
(Wait who)

(guy in picture)
Amber: yeaaaa ^^

Eggy: he's lucky to have you, heheh.

Amber: :> he’s also a great father figure to my son

Eggy: say, what happened with your old husband?

Amber: oh, him and I never got married.
He left me alone. TWICE. ONCE WHILE I WAS PREGNANT.

Jam: "Wdyd do for fun?"

Men

Jam: "Uh… cool!”

(Not me realizing I put do twice lmao)