this is such an obvious joke but i didn't figure it out until now

Does the Book of Mormon work too?

possibly? although the book of mormon IS technically a different doctrine than the one taught by paul

But it’s another testament of Christ, a person Paul did teach about. So it’s got some worth

yes paul taught about christ, but he didn't teach the testament of mormon, so it's a different doctrine

It’s not a testament of Mormon, he’s just the man who compiled all the documents into one set of gold plates and buried them for Joseph Smith to find centuries later

In reality, very little is said about Mormon except at the end where he talks a little bit about how he made the plates and how God’s next prophet would find them after a long time before burying them