Rp if you want

Link because I had to add something after I already generated the image
imgflip.com/memegenerator/536377875/How-good-of-a-gfbf-would-they-be

The last con:💀

Clipz: lolol

Nah butch we goin FISHIN

Infernal: Well this is concerning-

Sap: am I the average human?

Data: well I imagine you're more durable so... ;3

Sap: -///-

Data: hehe

Sap: *thinking of a comeback* Even if you're more durable, can't you make yourself soft? ;3

(Liam in disbelief)

Data: yeah, I actually can
*She pokes her thigh and it visibly squishes a bit*

Sap: º///º

Data rn:

Sap: -///-

*she pats sap on the head*

Sap: *hugs data*

Data: :D

Sap: But I'm not even human

Data: exactly why you wouldn't go crunch

Sap: I'm not exactly sure how durable a hologram is

Data: I imagine that if you were able to just casually make cannons that melted through Liam like butter with holograms you could probably make yourself durable enough to handle my weight.

... Or just avoid that kind of position

Sap: I mean, we can find out ;3

(/J NOT YET NOT YET)

Data: hehe, you're starting to sound like me >:3

(Yeah)

Sap: :3

(Boo get to the sex already-)

Data: ... Wait, if you did go crunch what would happen? Don't you like lose parts of your mind when you take anything beyond surface damage?

Sap: Well yeah, do you underestimate my holograms? >:3

Data: now lemme try lifting you

Sap: *puts her down* I made myself stronger but not heavier-

Data: *puts him on her shoulders near effortlessly*

Sap: hehe urh... Hehe....

Data: >:3

Sap: :3

(Gn I guess, cause you gotta sleep)

(yeah)

Data: :<

Sap: Data, just cause I look like a skinny scientist....

*Goes to a car and puts on hand under it*

Sap: It doesn't mean...

*He lifts it up in the air*

Sap: I'm not strong! >:3

Data: 0_0

Sap: *lets it go and it does a loud noise when it falls back onto the ground*

So I'm pretty sure I can pick you up too :3

Data: wait didn't you struggle before?

... Wait if you can lift a car that easily how heavy am I-

Sap: After a painfully long recode, I made myself stronger alongside other things, why? Because there were some heavy things to care into my lab...

Wanna test it? ;3

Data: sure, lift me >:3

Sap: Ok :3

*Goes to data and lifts her up carrying her on his arms*

Sap: Kind of heavy :3

Data: 0.0

Sap: Hehe

Daniel: *nods his head up and down when he hears data is good at making stuff*
Trigger: "SO YOU DO LIKE WOMEN!"
Daniel: "no...just this "data" person seems cool."
Trigger: "This is a horny robot. Look at the last con."
Daniel: "Nevermind. We never. EVER. Recruit Data."

Eggs: *insert some lengthy monolog about the strength of his steel*

Data: 0_0

Eggy: ooh, are we talking about the strengths of stuff? *insert long nerdy detailed long explanation about how strong Egg shell is, not realizing what they're talking about*

Data: *not sure if she should tell him what they were actually talking about*

dude shes taken
creepy

Eggs: Nuh-uh

youre creepy dude
like you KNOW-
never mind eggys gonna say "he was talking about metal youre dirty minded!!!111!!!1!"