Recent (maybe not canon) text conversation between Data and SAP

WOAAH

Sap: Data, What the f**k

Data: ... Hi

Sap: I can get into anything technological!

Liam: 💀💀💀

Sap: What?

Data: you just accidentally made a robot sex joke. Pull me through the screen so I can slap Liam

Sap: o///o
Oh ...
Okay i will
*He grabs Data's arm and steps into the screen again, they both become holographic and wireframe, they come out of Sap's screen*

Data: LIAM!!!!
*sprints at him*

Liam: Ah shit, here we go again
*Preparing to get slapped*

Data, the moment she gets within arm's reach of him: 8lc1rw.gif (click to show)

Liam: :I

You don't do much

Sap: Alright bye Liam! Go back to work!

*A holographic thing appears around Liam and he gets teleported away while doing the "MICHAEL, DONT LEAVE ME HERE"*

Data: TF YOU MEAN I DON'T DO MUCH

Liam: I mean my metals are much more advanced *the holographic thing becomes yellow and he's freed*

Sap: Can you leave us? It's like 10 pm

Liam: Oh you gotta go in "power saving mode" huh? What ya gonna do? "Save power" together? 💀

Data: did you forget what happened last time you pissed him off?

*She shows an image on her screen of Liam after Sap hit him with that super powerful laser*

Liam: *traumatic flashbacks*

Sap: *a mini galaxy blaster appears* >:3

Data: just go.

Liam: *gone*

Sap: Yey

Data: >:3

Sap: hehe

Data: >:3

Sap: I swear if the next thing you do is give yourself a "usb port".....
*Blushes*

Why are you like this...
:c

Data: because silly

Sap: -///-

Liam: How do you call an android smashing a female android? Penetrating her firewall 💀

Sap: •//• ...

Liam: I'll get out

Data: ok that was kinda good

Sap: urh.... But she's not an ai

Liam: Oh, so plug in plug out? 💀

Sap: -//-

Data: Liam, that's enough. Stop embarrassing your brother.

Liam: Alright alright

Or would it be uploading data? 💀

Sap: º//º

Data: b*tch do you WANT me to climb through sap's computer screen to slap you?

Sap: I can technically do that.

*Climbs through screen and reaches Data*
Helo :3

Infernal: DUDE WHAT THE FU-

Data: WAIT NO WRONG NUMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Infernal: WHAT THE F**K DID I WITNESS

Data: SOMETHING THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU

Infernal: IM SCARED