How data dealt with Karens back when she worked at troll co

Clipz: w...w-what was that thing??

Data: a horrible beast known as a "Karen"

Clipz: *trembling* where c-can I find more?

Data: at your local Starbucks

Clipz: t-thanks.. *stumbles towards a Starbucks*

Data: wait if you sound scared why are you going to Starbucks

Clipz: N-no... *Goes in*

Data, from outside: I heard that studder!

*it's full of karens*
Clipz: *hyperventilating, pushing 99% adminspace*

*gravity lowers*

Blook: "God am I glad the clones of me at Blook-Mart deal with those bitches and not me."

Infernal: What is this weird haired women?

Astra: yeah but then you wouldn't have been scared half to death by nobasu

Infernal: Wait... lemma test something.

*Infernal grabs a oil can then dunks the shower pipes with it*

Infernal: Mischief.

Data, from the bathroom: WHY AM I BLACK AGAIN!?

Infernal: IT WAS ASTRA! *Infernal hides under the couch*

Astra:

Infernal: YOU COWARD! *he grabs Nobusha and uses it as a belt*

Nobasu: :<

Infernal: IM HIDING RIGHT HERE! *Infernal just falls through the floorboards*

Astra: we just call her a ferret cat.

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Infernal: And what's the other chubby f**k?

Astra: Lay is mine. Nobody's sure if he's canonically alive or dead rn but for the sake of this we'll say he's alive

Infernal: Looks a lot like Milo.

Astra: kinda but Milo can't do this 8v197z.gif (click to show)

Infernal: Question. Could Data just go to the carwash?

Astra: maybe, but all the machinery would probably just throw her around like a ragdoll

Infernal: Eugh getting the thought of them in the shower just... *Infernal shivers in fear looking disgusted*

Sap: I shower too, but I'd guess I'd be more disturbing because I actually look like a human, but I don't have anything!

Astra: she doesn't even have genitals dude, neither do I.

Infernal: Well I'm glad. Unnecessary design. Wait a minute, could we just use a hose to spray them down and not use a shower-

Data: :0 NIG-

*Infernal covers her mouth with his claw*

Infernal: You do not have rights yet. Now lets get cleaned up. *Infernal would shake all of his smog off where it all lands on Data*

*Infernal chuckles*

Data: I should've asked rizu to give me an N word pass >:(

Infernal: Well come on, lets get to the house. *Infernal starts walking to the house*

Data: -_-

*Infernal would do a wave gesture before getting into the house where he greets the others in it*

Infernal: Oi.

Data: *black*

Infernal: So I may have turned Data black-

Data: he won't let me say the word -_-

Infernal: How do we clean off the rubbish?

Data: I'll just take a shower.
*She walks down the hall and leaves black footprints in the carpet*

Infernal: Robots can take showe- You know what nevermind *he proceeds to pet one of da pets*

Nobasu: -w-

Infernal: You look normal.

Nobasu: *wraps around his leg like the image*

Infernal: OH- WHAT THE FU-

Astra: PFFT-

Infernal: THIS IS NOT A NORMAL CAT!

Astra: there's no such thing as a normal cat in this house!

Nobasu: *purring*

Infernal: This thing some kind of ferret?

Karen: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY!??!??!??!?

Infernal: Nothing bitch, what do you want to order.

Karen: BITCH!!!??!??!!??!!??!??!??!!!?

Infernal: You heard me and I see you want a side of a hoeichino do you? *Infernal gets a coffee out with the word HOE on the cream*

*the Karen's entire face turns red with rage*

Infernal: I see you also want the F**k-Off Sandwich so HERE YOU GO! *Infernal punched the Karen right in the face with a subway sandwich*

*it tackles infernal*

Infernal: OH GOD ITS VICIOUS! *Infernal tries throwing it off*

*data tries to get the Karen off him*

Data: YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE CAREFUL! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY DISEASES IT HAS!

Karen: "IT"!!!??!!!??

*Infernal does his super nova blast which incinerates the entire starbucks where only Data and Infernal remain with black smog on their bodies*

Infernal: Welp that was solved. Oh hey your black now.

Data: that's called a Karen. They're some of the most annoying customers you can ever get

Infernal: Down here in Hell rudeness is usually a common thing in the marketplaces.

Data: buddy, I still doubt you've met a Karen.

Infernal: What could go wrong *he proceeds to walk in a Starbucks with a employee outfit on*

Data: the hell are you doing?

Infernal: Tryna find a "Koren"

Data: "Karen".

*Infernal shrugs then they start working in Starbucks tryna act like a normal human while clearly not*

*a wild Karen appears*

Infernal: They look U G L Y!