Draw him eating ONLY the crusts off of a pizza

Would he canonically do that

yeah
just to piss off the italians

one of which is me
bro better prepare himself

Chilling with a skinwalker

Creative mode

Bro did a little mining off camera

Being rescued from an attempt on ritualistic sacrifice

put him on floor 96 of the Pit of 100 Trials (TTYD) with 2 HP left and all his partners are dead

LMFAO

just a small bruise

bro met an elite wizzerd

Make him try adminspace(irl blender)

Popeyes biscuit no drink

meeting some fellow human haters

is he the emperor or am i stewpit

ascending to outer space (like, with that ducktales game music in the background kinda vibe)