Draw him eating ONLY the crusts off of a pizza

Would he canonically do that

yeah
just to piss off the italians

one of which is me
bro better prepare himself

Make him try adminspace(irl blender)

ascending to outer space (like, with that ducktales game music in the background kinda vibe)

Being rescued from an attempt on ritualistic sacrifice

Creative mode

Bro did a little mining off camera

Chilling with a skinwalker

Popeyes biscuit no drink

meeting some fellow human haters

is he the emperor or am i stewpit

put him on floor 96 of the Pit of 100 Trials (TTYD) with 2 HP left and all his partners are dead

LMFAO

just a small bruise

bro met an elite wizzerd