Data and sap visited the mall

IP: h e a v e n

Data: Y E S

Reep: *behind data* boo ^^
GC: *searching for a absurdly specific game*
Crackle: *literally trying to sell 🟠 to a random person-*

Infernal: *looking at Doom Slayer*

Infernal: *Extensional crisis*

Data: first of all, you need an actual console to use it. I've got a few spares

*She takes the game out and hands it to infernal*

*Infernal runs off to Astras place since he has no plugs or cords at his place*

Infernal: I GOT DOOM ENTERNAL!

*data follows him*

*Infernal would insert the disc in the console then would fumble the controller since his hands are a bit too large*

Infernal: DAMN IT!

Data: try shrinking to normal people size

*Infernal shrinks down from 7 Feet to 5 feet*

Infernal: Damn it I'm your size now.

*Infernal would just start playing and he actually looks a bit scared because of the Doom Slayers character*

Data: *emotional support bunny*

*Infernals flames would get pink to symbolize he's a bit more happy for once*

Infernal: I can do this... Must be calm...

Data: :3

*14 Hours later*

Infernal: FINAL BOSS!

Data: YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

*Infernal would drink some Mtn Dew before trying to kill them*

*data cheers him on*

*Infernal would beat the final boss of Doom, The Dark Lord*

Infernal: DOOM COMPLETE! Now for a review... *he goes to the page*

Data: what do you think?

Infernal: I say its pretty accurate for Hell. However the only inaccurate thing is the Final Boss being the Dark Lord. Every enemy down there in Hell is actually real but just a bit nicer looking in this game. However The Dark Lord is the only non real enemy down here. So I'm giving it a 9.5 Stars

Data: oke
(I haven't played doom so idk lol)

(And this guy is the final boss, also fun fact I kinda based Tronus's bulk and body on this a bit)

(Infernal is saying EVERY enemy in that game is real in his Hell but slightly changed so this mf is down there)

(is that a robot?)

(Cyborg monster demon of flesh and metal. Also called The Icon Of Sin)

(and this)

(and this)

(and yes this)

Data: don't you mean "existential"?

Infernal: IM SCARED OF THIS DOOM GUY NOW HELP *fetal postion*

Data: dude it's just a video game. He's not even like a boss you fight or anything, you play as him

Infernal: WHAT KIND OF MADMAN THINKS UP THAT THING?

Data: the kind of guy who wants to make a game with a lot of blood and gore. I honestly thought you'd like that sort of thing

Infernal: True but WHY A GUY THAT SLAYED ENTIRE DEMON GODS?! AAAAAAAAAAAA

Data: BECAUSE WHAT'S AN ACTION GAME WITHOUT OVERPOWERED BOSSES

Infernal: I SLAIN ELDERITCH HORRORS BEFORE! SOME OF THIS GORE IN INACCURATE!

Data: so what? It's a video game, it's not exactly made to be accurate.

Infernal: Guess I could just try the game and see if its good. *Infernal takes the game and walks out the Gamestop then inserts it into Datas screen*

Infernal: Is this how it works?

Dynamo: A game stop? I never went to these before.

They removed the game stop at my mall

Sap: Let's see some games

Data: oke
*Another one in the basket*

*SAP notices mario kart*

Sap: Woah! They continued it! I remember Super Mario Kart 64

Data: uhh... Maybe not that one. It can make ANYONE mad at their friends because of the sheer chaos

Sap: Mmm...

What's this "Portal 2" game?

Data: that one I imagine you'll also like, I haven't played the whole thing but it's got tons of puzzles and some funny robots

Sap: Oh, I don't really know many games hehe...

Data: I... kinda figured that out

(I can just imagine this happening once he plays it)

(Sap: DATA I'M SURPASSING TERMINAL VELOCITY)

Sap: I'm more of a lab guy

Data: it's ok :3

Sap: You've heard of Liam's workshop but you never heard of my lab! I should bring you there sometime

Data: sounds interesting

Sap: You can be sure it is! It's SUPER big and has lots of different test chambers and experiments.
I also built a place where to temporarily keep animals I rescue!

And i work all alone, I don't have workers like Liam

Data: oh

Sap: *trying to contain his excitement* I would really want to show you it

Data: I can tell you're excited, but let me grab some of my un-used consoles from home first so you can play the games I'm getting you.

Sap: Oki

*they look at a couple bits of merchandise then leave*

*still excited*

Data: is there anything else you wanna look at?

Sap: Dunno *then sees a store with numerous plushies inside including animal plushies* :0

Data: :O

*zooms towards it*
*Points at the plushie store like that one meme*

Data: YOOOOOOO

*caveman noises*

Data: :3

Sap: *looks at a game*
Oh look here!

Data: what'd you find?

Sap: Wait.... "For PlayStation 12"
....
TWELVE???????
I KNOW I'VE BEEN TRAPPED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS BUT TWELVE???

Data: I'm actually just as confused as you this time, I thought they were still on 5.

Sap: 5?!?!?! I ONLY SEEN 2

Data: TWO???

Sap: I've been stuck in a usb since 2001...

Data: ... Fair enough

Sap: Woah look at this!
...
Wait what's this "Minecraft"?
I searched it up, it's a very famous game but I've never heard of it

Data: one of many games I need to introduce you to.
*Puts it in one of the little hand basket things that are at some stores*

Sap: There's so many games.
How many things happened and have been created?
The last thing I knew before I got trapped was about some thing about two towers falling

Data: UHH

Sap: What?

Data: ... Nevermind.

Sap: Anyways...
There's many games here, oh look, a section for the 21st century!

Data: I think you'll LOVE this one
*Holds up animal crossing*

Sap: :0 A game with animals? What is it about?

Data: basically you're given a whole island you can decorate and arrange how you want, it's all cutesy but people have made some pretty impressive stuff in it even 1,000 years after its release

Sap: :0
:D

I want it! :D