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A speech from collector the day after Astra's subway incident

A speech from collector the day after Astra's subway incident | To address the accusations against my daughter, Astra, I have spoken with her extensively about her battle with "AstroMan"; You could check every one and zero in her systems and find no intent to harm civilians. AstroMan grabbed her by the back of the head, and shoved her through that entire subway train to frame her. No amount of lazily taken low resolution pictures of her covered in blood will be able to change that. What could have changed that would have been getting into contact with his nemesis shortly after the heart incident. She would have been able to help apprehend or even neutralize him. Sadly the inkeversian government's standards seem to be too high for them to hire bounty hunters | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
184 views 3 upvotes Made by Dr.Evil-ish 1 year ago in Imgflip-bossfights
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Omni-Man Subway Train | image tagged in omni-man subway train | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Infernal: Did you just get Omni Manned
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Astra: nah I got the off-brand one
*She's trying her best not to sound too traumatized*
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Infernal: Hey no worries. *Infernal would kneel down and pats them on the head with upside down Us on their eyes*
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Astra: TvT
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Infernal: It was not your fault. It was out of your control. Your not a monster in anyone's eyes.
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Astra: explain what the inkeversian news is saying about me then
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Infernal: Society is blind and run by fools. I would go down there and slaughter everyone down there and make them scream for mercy as I mercilessly murder their families and friends while they watch bleeding.
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Astra: yeesh, that's way worse than what I was framed for
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Infernal: If you need help, come to me.
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Astra: killing the inkeverse isn't exactly the help I need
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Infernal: Besides fighting, I can help with certain other issues.
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Soul: "Who's AstroMan..?"
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Astra: a VERY evil person.
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Soul: "Oh..."
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Astra: collector is doing research about him and found out he has a nemesis
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Soul: "What's a nemesis..?"
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Astra: an enemy you fight often
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Soul: "Oh, ok!
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Mex: dafuq happened?
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Astra: *insert traumatized rambling about what happened in this story imgflip.com/i/8u5bik*
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Mex: shii that's crazy
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Astra: they think I killed them T_T
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Mex: >:(
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Astra: *sad*
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Mex: *hug*
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Astra: TvT
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(Is that a sad face)
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(she's crying but happi because hug)
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Mex: :<
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Lol
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Astra: fym "lol"
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You got mortal combat fatality'd
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Astra: the hell is mortal combat
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Ō_Ō

Dang... Nvm..
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Astra: -_-
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Anyway, I got uranium to mine, see ya.
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Astra: - _ -
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*the ship flies off.*

*And gets hip by a bird cuz karma*
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(karma for what? She was framed!)
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(for saying lol about the situation)
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(ohh I thought you were talking about astra)
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(lol)
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Lay: wha-
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Astra: I was covered in blood and everyone thinks I killed them T_T
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Lay: you killed them?
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Astra: NO! I was framed! He held me by the back of the head and shoved me through an entire subway!
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Lay: oh
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Zerobot: I’d strangle that AstroMan guy with my extendable tail
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Phester: I would kill that guy for a Snickers bar!
except he would probably be the one to kill me...
but he is a bad person for sure!
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Astra: you sound like you'd do that either way
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Phester: You are correct
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To address the accusations against my daughter, Astra, I have spoken with her extensively about her battle with "AstroMan"; You could check every one and zero in her systems and find no intent to harm civilians. AstroMan grabbed her by the back of the head, and shoved her through that entire subway train to frame her. No amount of lazily taken low resolution pictures of her covered in blood will be able to change that. What could have changed that would have been getting into contact with his nemesis shortly after the heart incident. She would have been able to help apprehend or even neutralize him. Sadly the inkeversian government's standards seem to be too high for them to hire bounty hunters