CONVICTED FELON TRUMP' MEETING WITH CEOS. "ONE SAID TO ME, 'HE COULD NOT KEEP A THOUGHT STRAIGHT. HE WOULD GO IN ONE DIRECTION AND THEN GO INTO ANOTHER DIRECTION," NBC'S ANDREW SORKIN REPORTED; SUGGGESTED MAGA-BOT EXCUSES: "THEY COULD NOT KEEP UP WITH HIS RAPID FIRE THINKING OUT LOUD."-OR-"HE WAS JUST TOO COOL FOR THE ROOM."