I really liked that tea... :')

- uno reverse cards it -

A tragedy

Yeah

Jon *summons 10mcups of teanwith El marachi band*

Kitty: :') Thanks yous

Gravity:

Awww

Yumi can make some more :3

Kitty: Soup :3

Cuhki: -eet soup- :D
Yumi: COLT STOP THIS
Colt: -driving the car- >=3

Kitty: *takes over driving*

Colt: Heyyy! =<
Yumi: Thank Arceus, he was gonna get someone killed

Kitty: *Floors pedal*

Yumi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cuhki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Colt: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >=D

Kitty: *turns up Radio to Party in The USA*

Colt: YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! >:D
The eevs: SCREEEEEE

Kitty: *yell singing*

Colt: -goin hyper-
Yumi: STOP THIS NOW YOU GUYS
Cuhki: WHERE AM I? =P

Kitty: *Gibs Cuhki more soop*

Cuhki: :D -le sippy-

Kitty: Yumi want sum too?

Yumi: mmmm sure :3
Colt: GIME SOME!

Kitty: *makes soop*

Yumi: :3

Kitty: *Gibs soop*

Yumi: -eevee sippy ze soup-

Kitty: Dawwwwww

Yum: thank u kitty :3

Kitty: I won btw

Colt: YEAAAA which legendary?

Kitty: Kyogre. :D Believe it or not. I'm a fire type.

Colt: WOAH- Wait really fire type? :p

Kitty: Fire and Dark :)

Colt: Oh I thought that... So does that mean Duf-
Yumi: no brother, umbreon is not normally a fire type
Colt: oh =m=

Kitty: Shall we make Hooman pretty princess too Yumi >:3

Yumi: Maybe-
Nolan:

Kitty: *covers Hooman in glitter*

Nolan: Ah- Hey stop that!
Yumi: -gets another pack of glitter- :3
Meanwhile Colt: -sneakily taking off dress and going back to his room-

Kitty: Can Kitty meet this Master Nolan?

Yumi: Yis he is home right now :3
Colt: I protect meh sis =3

Kitty: .............*noms the door of house*

Yumi: WHY U EAT THE DOOR!? >:0

Kitty: You want it back? :3

yumi: uhh yes plz

Kitty: *shoves paws, down throat, and pulls out ur door*

yumi: thank
colt: you want to meet master nolan? :3

Kitty: *On ur ceiling* Shall I drop down like a Galvantula?

Colt: -walks on the ceiling too- Yes we shall :3

Yumi: I'll go get him...

Kitty: *currently trying to shove ice cube up nose*

Nolan: Right......
Colt: -eating the bag-
Yumi: oh Arceus there's two of them =w=

Kitty: :'D I think ankle is still sprained :D

Colt: -holds paw, fastest heal in the west- :D

Kitty: *it kinda, goes straight back to the damaged state*

Colt: D:
Nolan: Oh dear... That seems like a bit of a pickle huh? You said you fell off a cliff or something, where exactly did you fall?

Kitty: Into a waterfall, through a river, into the ocean, then I picked a fight with a Legendary?

Nolan: Ouch... Wait did it happen to be a river with everstones at the bottom? Alex got blindness from that.

Kitty: Yup

Nolan: Ouch...

Kitty: Kitty no eat Yumi, Kitty like you. :3

Yumi: ₒₖᵢ... °^° -sip T-

Kitty: *shoves face in tea*

Yumi: -sipping- :3

Kitty: Kitty got tea in her eyes -v-

Yumi: want rag? :3

Kitty: *licks own eyeballs like lizard*

I want to question this but I can see why I'm not questioning it

Average kitty activity :3

She gets it from frost :3

WHA

:3

Yumi: Oh- :3

Kitty: Meep

Yumi: D'awww

Kitty: Yeah?

-The chains go back into the door, this dude comes out-

Nolan: It's you... K-

Khan: Khan Grey, chief of police. You and all your cohorts have made way too much trouble with me for too long Mr. Kairo.

Cece: HOW DARE YOU HURT KITTY! *seething*
Kitty: I will not be stopping her if she starts being chaos

(So is Cece not human or how did she get powers like Kitty?)

Khan: Your pet? Oh, Mr. Kairo gets upset when I threaten his little green pest too, it makes no difference to me since you are all troublemakers in my city...

Nolan: I hate this guy...
Colt: It wouldn't be a fight against the cops without Officer Gray would it master?

(Cece is an Angel/Demon hybrid in human disgiuse)
Kitty: F*ck you dude.
Cece: *insert 5 minute yelling sesh of every insult and cuss word known to mankind*

(Yeah)

Khan: -very monotone voice, not even caring slightly- You fellas going to come quietly or not? -more swat cars slowly pulling up-

Nolan: Come on, you've known me for how many years? And you always ask the same stupid question -flipping khan off-
Colt: LETS KICK HIS BUTT >=3

Cece: *Beating someone to death with a baguette*
Kitty: *bites Khan's trousers with a death grip*

Khan: TCH! Get off me -chains of different sizes come out from under his coat, seemingly having a mind of their own to lift Kitty up-

Nolan: -combat stance- Apprentice, you go deal with them swats
Colt: -already doing so, the swats are shooting but can't even see where he is-

*Kitty is not letting go, and while he was distracted, A burning blade stabbed Khan though the eye*

Khan: AGHRR-! -The chains become tighter and blades spring out of them-

Nolan: -Charges for Khan and hits the hide of his head with a Current-charged punch-

Kitty: *noms*

Colt: Now let's go do some c r i m e s

Kitty: HELL YEAH

Yumi: Not helping you with that
Colt: First on the list is kidnapping -le grabs Yumi and gets in Nolan's car-

Kitty: *Steals a random Eevee*

Eevee: Hey lemme goh! >:0
Yumi: ohai
Colt: -le tying them up-

Kitty: Hoi :3

Colt: Now who's driving? >=3
Yumi: oh no
le eevee: SCREEE

Kitty: *Feeding da Eevee potato soup*

Cuhki (name of Eevee): RELEASE ME- Oh soop! -le sip-
Colt: Guess I'll drive =P

Kitty: Fur

Colt: but how? :O

Kitty: If my fur is stuck to the rubber, it will rip it out if I pull it.

Colt: Oh :c ..
Wait idea :3

Kitty: Oh no- YUMI HE HAD A THOUGHT! SHOULD I BE SCARED?!

Yumi: mmmmmmm, not this time, maybe
Colt: -Shock hugs- is okie :3

Kitty: Wow

Colt: -rips off rubber- :3

Kitty: ..............You ripped off my stripes.

(Kitty have stripes?)
Colt: -le heal with Nolan magic- =³

Kitty: ಠ_ಠ no fun.
Cece: ..............If I bite you again would you blow my head off? I think that'd look pretty cool :3

(Cece, is weird. Warning)

Nolan: You are not serious- Just don't

Kitty: She has a slight death wish-
Cece: ............*gonna bite*
Kitty: NOOOOOO >:0

Nolan: -shovels comically sized rifle silencer in her mouth- I see.

Cece: 🤩

Nolan: -regretting everything- How does a human being develop such, er... qualities?

Kitty: She's half demon, half angel. She wants to see her mom in hell but because of her angelic properties she can't

Nolan: Oh okay... How does a half demon/angel become so much of a biter? Heheheh
Colt: She get it from Kitty? :3

Kitty: Her mum's a succubus. ಠ_ಠ
Cece: *simpin over actors on the TV*

Nolan: Ohhh that makes a lot of sense-
Colt: Wow, a real demon :3
Nolan: Didn't we already know one?

Cece: All 569?
Kitty: NOOOOOOOOOO
(omg I have the best irl teacher ever)

Nolan: Eheh, nevermind actually that could be a long time... Mind if I help put your face back on?
Yumi: why our hoomans so weird? =~=

(do tell :D)

(She just made pancakes for the entire class)
Kitty: Mine's just chaotic..... and overly-excitable and flirty

(wowwwwww!)
Nolan: He's can be a little self absorbed but he loves us even more, and he acts like an anime character sometimes
Colt: ANIME IS REAL SISTER

Cece: *Insert terrible pickup line*
Kitty: I need to keep you on a leash.

Nolan: That's uhh, real flattering -slaps face back on, sticks it on like tape but with no scarf-

Yumi: get a spare one for my brother
Colt: Hey! >:c

Kitty: Kitty thinks yes
Cece: *is simp*

Nolan: And no simping for me! I don't do romance >:V Also we should probably get outta here before-

*police sirens*

Nolan: God dayum...

Cece: Want my help now?
Kitty: C-
Cece: *insert mass of flash grenades and colorful smoke bombs*

Nolan: Heh, sure. How many times have you fought the cops?

Yumi: This is your fault brother- -gets shoved into Colt's pocket and zipped-

Colt: Your amazing bro will will take care of it Yumi! ^^

Kitty: In space. Waiting for Kitty to come home. Been Banished for 19,238 years.

Yumi: Oh- I thought u said he could be here :3

Kitty: He can. I can't be out there.

Yumi: Aww :c

Kitty: I was trapped in a rock :3

Yumi: -hug-

Kitty: Xenon got me out. But Kitty still hates Bio mother

Yumi: y? :u

Kitty: She put me in there. Now, I have Mum. I'm happy here.

Yumi: She put u in a rock!? Y? :c

Kitty: I am a god after all.
Cece: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIE

Cuhki: -nom cookies- thank u new mum :3

Kitty: Welc

Cuhki: -habbei byzkit vee- ^^

Kitty: Eeeee

Cuhki: :D
Yumi: You seem to really like him

Kitty: I feel sweet today.

Yumi: Burning down a gas station will do that I guess...? -awkward laugh-

Kitty: Maybe. Or It's just maternal instinct.

Yumi: That make sense :3

Kitty: *Ties u up so u can't run* >:3 Yumi get the glitter

Yumi: GOOD IDEA! -picks up a bag of glitter- >:3
Colt: -Gets the ropes off... then falls on floor- Ow, Kitteh don't encourage her! >:0

Kitty: *uses God ✨magic✨ to trap u*

Colt: -nuh uh because Current- >=3

Yumi: Get the glitter gun :3

Kitty: *pins down and does da makeup*

Colt: -Scratching floor- >=c
Yumi: -Throwing glitter all over the dress- :3

Kitty: YUMI! GET DA PRETTY PRINCESS CROWN >:3

Yumi: -puts on crown-
Colt: -angy floof-

Kitty, Do you feel. ✨👗B✨O✨N✨I✨T✨A👗✨

Colt: I feel girly =~=
Yumi: Good, now spa day and tea party resume >:3

Kitty: *Eating Colt's door*

Colt: Hey what are you doing?!

Colt: let me have a piece >:p

Kitty: I FOUND A TAZER :D

Colt: whut? -fluffy tazer sounds-

Kitty: One time, I tazed my ex in da nuts :D

Colt: Ouch! X3 ... I taze almost every time I hug

Kitty: *coats self in rubber, so can hug*

Colt: -zappy hug- X3

Kitty: Imma be melting rubber off me all night =u=

Colt: Why not take it off? :3

Kitty: I GOTS THE GASOLINE

Colt: -eating matches out for the box- I got sum snacc :3
Yumi: -facepaw-

Kitty: ................HEY GIVE ME SUM >:(

Colt: here u go -gives the forbidden spicy pockys-

(I got grounded again)
Kitty: *noms*

(sad :<)
Colt: -nom- =3

(I hit my sister with a banana and It bruised, that's why I got grounded, again)
Kitty: Want sum Yumi?

(A BANAN- That gotta be the most random incident I ever heard XD)

Yumi: I'm good ^^
Colt: -using toothpicks, eats the toothpicks-

Kitty: gimme sum :3

Colt: -le give- =3

Kitty: FOUND DA HOOMAN! >:D *drops on Hooman's face*

Colt: -Also drops- >:3
Nolan: AH HEY! -about to attack but sees Colt- Don't jump me like that apprentice... Who's this?

Kitty: tiny space stimulation deprived God that controls stars and has been locked in a crystal for like, 334,673,529,182 years. :)

Yumi: That's one way to put it yeah-
Nolan: Ahahaha, that's a new one, so my boy has made a friend huh? What's your name?

Kitty: Real name? or Nickname?

Nolan: Both, why not... Also please get down from my face you two. -holds Colt and Kitty-
Colt: =3

Kitty: Well, my bio mom, named me Flutch..... But, I have been given about, maybe 20 other names, ranging from 'Kitty' to 'Mother' to 'Irene'. So I guess you could call me anything?

(I did not know her name was Flutch, what's the story behind that?)
Yumi: KITTY!
Nolan: Alright, Kitty... I'm Nolan Kario, you know my children here?

(As mentioned before, Kitty's mother, hated her. So she named her Flutch, the German word for 'Curse')
Kitty: Mhm! Yumi made tea for Kitty :)

(Awww)
Yumi: yii :3
Nolan: Hah, she does make good tea. Well what else brings you here? To hang out like the rest of the random Eevees Colt brings in?

Kitty: *eats one of the bullets*
Cece: ................*tries to eat one too*

Nolan: Can... Can she eat bullets? -restraing a swat dude with green ❇️magic❇️ shackles-
Colt: -running by and tazing all then-

Kitty: I don't know how she is still alive.
*Cece is eating one of the officers*

Nolan: -while casually breaking a dude's neck- Wtf Cece stop that-

Cece: .......Did you want some?
Kitty: *Chewing on a severed head*

Nolan: -slaps it- Hell naw!?, leave the bodies I got a reputation to maintain... Plus that's a lil gross

Colt: -kicking the other cops on the ground-

Cece: Want me to burn em?

Nolan: no- eh that works actually, just make it more painful than actually damaging :p

Colt: -Tea-bagging ze cops-

Cece: *sets officers' privates on fire*
Kitty: :3

Nolan: BAHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, well... it looks like we've exhausted their immediate number
Colt: That was fun ^^ -stretching-

Kitty: braiding da hooman's floof*

Nolan: How's she doing that in her sleep...? Impressive

Kitty: *very snuggly, she just, purrs, like an actual kitty.*

so cute

Yes

mhm

Heh

Nolan: awww -hugs her and the starfroot-

Kitty: *Insert explosive sneezes*

Colt: -wake- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nolan: Aww cute

Kitty: *on fire*

Oh shit

Eh she'll be fone

K

Colt: this is fine :3
Nolan: -petting-

Kitty: *licks da Hooman* You taste funny

Nolan: Uhh, thanks?

Kitty: *Pulls Nolan into this pile of floof*

Nolan: WOAH WHAT THE- oh hey starfruit
Colt: shh
Yumi: -crawls in Colt's pocket-

Kitty: *insert Snoring noise*

Colt: HOOORNK mimimimimimimi

Kitty: *stuffs pillow in Colt mouth*

Colt: >:c

Kitty: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Colt: -holds pillow-

Kitty: *pillow fights, still asleep though*

Colt: -same-
Nolan: -just casually on his phone while hanging from the ceiling-

Kitty: ...... *joins him*

Yumi: kitty- .w.
Colt: =3>

Kitty: *put's Dress on Yumi.*

Yumi: :D can I keep?

Kitty: Yis. :3 *Cosplay as Belle from beauty and the Beast*

Colt: -just embarassed- T3T

(aww noice!)

Kitty: AM A PRETTY PRINCESS NOW! >:3

Always has been

Yeeees >:D

Yumi: >:D

Kitty: Yay

Yumi: Where your brother? :3

Kitty: *slep*

Yumi: -making da tea-

Cece: *More horrid flirtin*

Nolan: -mentally about to explode-
Yumi: ^w^
Colt: =P

Kitty: And I'm the one who should be on a leash in the park?

Colt: YEAH NO FAIR! >=3
Yumi: You're one to talk brother!
Cuhki: -is bean-

Nolan: Sick, count me in
Colt: -On Nolan's shoulder-
Yumi: =w="

Kitty: Nope.

Nolan: Ah okay

Kitty: Remember Cece, He has a restraining order against you.
Cece: *insert every cuss word known to man*

Nolan: Ah. I got a restraining order for R0Z3, doesn't stop her

Kitty: I can't go to hell because of Satan's restraining order

Nolan: Well damn... I think Death has one on me too.

Kitty: Noice

Nolan: Yeah.

*Kitty grew in size, to block the knives and chains from Colt*

(They're just going for Kitty now)

-chains keep coming out of the doorway-

Nolan: Shoot... Cece, get ready.

*Cece started smoking, sparks, smoke and volts coming off of her skin*

Nolan: -creates a Current barrier-

-cops start shooting various guns, and grenade launchers-

Colt: Nolan, uhh... Kitty needs help
Nolan: Gimme a moment apprentice.
Yumi: -still in colt's pockets-

*Cece ran right in, tearing the chains from her friend on the ground, electrocuting the chains' users.*

Nolan: Come on, I thought you were gonna help me fight these guys!
Colt: I can! -starts picking up energy and moving fast-

-the chains don't retract, some new ones come in with axes and chainsaws n' such-

*That's when the two started killing, everyone in sight, minus friends*

Colt: -literally creating afterimages of himself while wrecking the cops-
Nolan: -firing off energy blasts wildly-

*Kitty ate de police*

(wasn't kitty still caught by the chains?)

-still more coming-
Nolan: Dang they just keep coming... Hey what did Kitty need help wi-...

Colt: -Helping Cece hold off-

Cece: *flert*
Kitty: *sooooop*

Nolan: -ignoring the flirts, gets into the car- And Colt, you grounded mister
Colt: Whhyyyy
Nolan: I didn't forget that you snuck out to burn a gas station and made us fight Khan

Kitty: No, It wasn't Colt's fault. Kitty convinced him, Don't punish him.

Nolan: -sigh- fine, but only because I know how dumb Colt can be sometimes.
Yumi: that's my brother ya :3
Colt: =3

Kitty: *Kitty cry*

Yumi: cuhki is fine kitty :3

Kitty: But I miss emmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yumi: I'm sure he'll turn up soon-
Cuhki: -lands on the windshield of the car- hi guys
Nolan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kitty: MAH BABIE! *Hugs*

Cuhki: -phases thru the glass to hug back- Who? :3

Kitty: Join meh colt

Colt: -joins the singing-

Kitty: *Speeds up*

Colt: WOHOOOO, WANNA GO EVEN FASTER??

Yumi: NO!
Cuhki: -incomprehensible-

Kitty: HELL YEAH

Colt: -does the zappy on the whole car-
>=3

Kitty: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Awww

yees

eebees: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-le car crash into a bar-

Kitty: ow

Colt: les do some crimes >=3

Kitty: *insert, ✨MEGA BABYDOLL EYES✨*

=0

cutes

Yumi: >=O
Colt: i'll let ya do the honors -gives lighter and matches- >=3

Kitty: Thanks yous! :3

Colt: BURN 2 DA GWOUND!!!!!

Kitty: *sets fire*

Colt: *watches le burn* 🔥w🔥

Kitty: Yay

Colt: Mwehehehehenehehe!!