I really liked that tea... :')

- uno reverse cards it -

A tragedy

Jon *summons 10mcups of teanwith El marachi band*

Kitty: :') Thanks yous

Gravity:

Awww

Yumi can make some more :3

Kitty: I won btw

Colt: YEAAAA which legendary?

Kitty: Kyogre. :D Believe it or not. I'm a fire type.

Colt: WOAH- Wait really fire type? :p

Kitty: Fire and Dark :)

Colt: Oh I thought that... So does that mean Duf-
Yumi: no brother, umbreon is not normally a fire type
Colt: oh =m=

Kitty: Shall we make Hooman pretty princess too Yumi >:3

Yumi: Maybe-
Nolan:

Kitty: *covers Hooman in glitter*

Nolan: Ah- Hey stop that!
Yumi: -gets another pack of glitter- :3
Meanwhile Colt: -sneakily taking off dress and going back to his room-

Kitty: Can Kitty meet this Master Nolan?

Yumi: Yis he is home right now :3
Colt: I protect meh sis =3

Kitty: .............*noms the door of house*

Yumi: WHY U EAT THE DOOR!? >:0

Kitty: You want it back? :3

yumi: uhh yes plz

Kitty: *shoves paws, down throat, and pulls out ur door*

yumi: thank
colt: you want to meet master nolan? :3

Kitty: *On ur ceiling* Shall I drop down like a Galvantula?

Colt: -walks on the ceiling too- Yes we shall :3

Yumi: I'll go get him...

Kitty: *currently trying to shove ice cube up nose*

Nolan: Right......
Colt: -eating the bag-
Yumi: oh Arceus there's two of them =w=

Kitty: :'D I think ankle is still sprained :D

Colt: -holds paw, fastest heal in the west- :D

Kitty: *it kinda, goes straight back to the damaged state*

Colt: D:
Nolan: Oh dear... That seems like a bit of a pickle huh? You said you fell off a cliff or something, where exactly did you fall?

Kitty: Into a waterfall, through a river, into the ocean, then I picked a fight with a Legendary?

Nolan: Ouch... Wait did it happen to be a river with everstones at the bottom? Alex got blindness from that.

Kitty: Yup

Nolan: Ouch...

Kitty: Kitty no eat Yumi, Kitty like you. :3

Yumi: ₒₖᵢ... °^° -sip T-

Kitty: *shoves face in tea*

Yumi: -sipping- :3

Kitty: Kitty got tea in her eyes -v-

Yumi: want rag? :3

Kitty: *licks own eyeballs like lizard*

I want to question this but I can see why I'm not questioning it

Average kitty activity :3

She gets it from frost :3

WHA

:3

Yumi: Oh- :3

Kitty: Meep

Yumi: D'awww

Kitty: Fur

Colt: but how? :O

Kitty: If my fur is stuck to the rubber, it will rip it out if I pull it.

Colt: Oh :c ..
Wait idea :3

Kitty: Oh no- YUMI HE HAD A THOUGHT! SHOULD I BE SCARED?!

Yumi: mmmmmmm, not this time, maybe
Colt: -Shock hugs- is okie :3

Kitty: Wow

Colt: -rips off rubber- :3

Kitty: ..............You ripped off my stripes.

(Kitty have stripes?)
Colt: -le heal with Nolan magic- =³

Kitty: In space. Waiting for Kitty to come home. Been Banished for 19,238 years.

Yumi: Oh- I thought u said he could be here :3

Kitty: He can. I can't be out there.

Yumi: Aww :c

Kitty: I was trapped in a rock :3

Yumi: -hug-

Kitty: Xenon got me out. But Kitty still hates Bio mother

Yumi: y? :u

Kitty: She put me in there. Now, I have Mum. I'm happy here.

Yumi: She put u in a rock!? Y? :c

Kitty: *Ties u up so u can't run* >:3 Yumi get the glitter

Yumi: GOOD IDEA! -picks up a bag of glitter- >:3
Colt: -Gets the ropes off... then falls on floor- Ow, Kitteh don't encourage her! >:0

Kitty: *uses God ✨magic✨ to trap u*

Colt: -nuh uh because Current- >=3

Yumi: Get the glitter gun :3

Kitty: *pins down and does da makeup*

Colt: -Scratching floor- >=c
Yumi: -Throwing glitter all over the dress- :3

Kitty: YUMI! GET DA PRETTY PRINCESS CROWN >:3

Yumi: -puts on crown-
Colt: -angy floof-

Kitty, Do you feel. ✨👗B✨O✨N✨I✨T✨A👗✨

Colt: I feel girly =~=
Yumi: Good, now spa day and tea party resume >:3

Kitty: *Eating Colt's door*

Colt: Hey what are you doing?!

Colt: let me have a piece >:p

Kitty: I FOUND A TAZER :D

Colt: whut? -fluffy tazer sounds-

Kitty: One time, I tazed my ex in da nuts :D

Colt: Ouch! X3 ... I taze almost every time I hug

Kitty: *coats self in rubber, so can hug*

Colt: -zappy hug- X3

Kitty: Imma be melting rubber off me all night =u=

Colt: Why not take it off? :3

Kitty: I GOTS THE GASOLINE

Colt: -eating matches out for the box- I got sum snacc :3
Yumi: -facepaw-

Kitty: ................HEY GIVE ME SUM >:(

Colt: here u go -gives the forbidden spicy pockys-

Kitty: FOUND DA HOOMAN! >:D *drops on Hooman's face*

Colt: -Also drops- >:3
Nolan: AH HEY! -about to attack but sees Colt- Don't jump me like that apprentice... Who's this?

Kitty: tiny space stimulation deprived God that controls stars and has been locked in a crystal for like, 334,673,529,182 years. :)

Yumi: That's one way to put it yeah-
Nolan: Ahahaha, that's a new one, so my boy has made a friend huh? What's your name?

Kitty: Real name? or Nickname?

Nolan: Both, why not... Also please get down from my face you two. -holds Colt and Kitty-
Colt: =3

Kitty: Well, my bio mom, named me Flutch..... But, I have been given about, maybe 20 other names, ranging from 'Kitty' to 'Mother' to 'Irene'. So I guess you could call me anything?

(I did not know her name was Flutch, what's the story behind that?)
Yumi: KITTY!
Nolan: Alright, Kitty... I'm Nolan Kario, you know my children here?

(As mentioned before, Kitty's mother, hated her. So she named her Flutch, the German word for 'Curse')
Kitty: Mhm! Yumi made tea for Kitty :)

(Awww)
Yumi: yii :3
Nolan: Hah, she does make good tea. Well what else brings you here? To hang out like the rest of the random Eevees Colt brings in?

Kitty: braiding da hooman's floof*

Nolan: How's she doing that in her sleep...? Impressive

Kitty: *very snuggly, she just, purrs, like an actual kitty.*

so cute

Yes

mhm

Heh

Nolan: awww -hugs her and the starfroot-

Kitty: *Insert explosive sneezes*

Colt: -wake- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nolan: Aww cute

Kitty: *on fire*

Oh shit

Eh she'll be fone

K

Colt: this is fine :3
Nolan: -petting-

Kitty: *licks da Hooman* You taste funny

Nolan: Uhh, thanks?

Kitty: *Pulls Nolan into this pile of floof*

Nolan: WOAH WHAT THE- oh hey starfruit
Colt: shh
Yumi: -crawls in Colt's pocket-

Kitty: *insert Snoring noise*

Colt: HOOORNK mimimimimimimi

Kitty: *stuffs pillow in Colt mouth*

Colt: >:c

Kitty: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Colt: -holds pillow-

Kitty: *pillow fights, still asleep though*

Colt: -same-
Nolan: -just casually on his phone while hanging from the ceiling-

Kitty: ...... *joins him*

Yumi: kitty- .w.
Colt: =3>

Kitty: *put's Dress on Yumi.*

Yumi: :D can I keep?

Kitty: Yis. :3 *Cosplay as Belle from beauty and the Beast*

Colt: -just embarassed- T3T

(aww noice!)

Kitty: AM A PRETTY PRINCESS NOW! >:3

Always has been

Yeeees >:D

Yumi: >:D

Kitty: Yay

Yumi: Where your brother? :3

Why is that im!ge so cute?

Cuz yumi made tea for kitty :3

Tea, needs a fried

*Friend

yis ofc

Loaf the espeon

LOAF

Anything with eevee is cute

Fax

ya

Kitty: no reason

Yumi: i bring her over for tea :3
Nolan: Oh alright, nice to meet you Kitty.

Kitty: Have you seen any tannish wolf like Eevees over your lifetime?

Nolan: Hmmm...... Nah, can't say I have.

Kitty: :'(

Nolan: Sorry girl

Kitty: I demand pets..... please.

Nolan: sure lil one -pets-
Colt: ME TOO :D

Kitty: *kinda just sits on ur shoulder.and purrs*

Nolan: Awws B)

Kitty: *puts bows on da bean*

Yumi: More bows! :D

Kitty: *paints ur claws green*

Yumi: Ooh pretty :3

Kitty: More bows?

Yumi: Maybe ooooone more... should we get spa on? >:D

Kitty: [CENSORED] YEAH

Yumi: And what do we need? >:3

Kitty: Wanna use your brother as a makeup practice?

Yumi: I'll go get him a dress first. Good luck keeping him still >:3

Kitty: Do you have a bucket of ice?

Nolan: Ehhh, maybe somewhere. Colt go look in the freezer
Colt: -zoom-

Kitty: Kitty got hurt earlier, been trying to walk it off. Mostly because Kitty doesn't trust pokecenter
...
Kitty: It's not working.

"Kitty doesn't trust pokecenter"

why not?

Because hoomans and government I guess

Fair

Hm

Nolan: Ohhh, why didn't you say so? Where'd you get hurt at?

Kitty: ............Kitty fell off a cliff?

Nolan: I see, hold on... -His hands glow green, Kitty's legs fix-

Kitty: ..................magic.

Nolan: Heheh, not really- well kinda, but not that simple ;>
Colt: -back with a bag of ice- I goff zhe ife

Kitty: *kinda just, lays in ice*

Nolan: We didn't need the ice anymore but thanks starfruit Are you hurt anywhere else?
Colt: H-Hey, not call me that! >//o

(it's an on and off thing :3)
Kitty: Daughter. Kitty Miss her sometimes.

(Oh that makes sense :p)
Yumi: U had a daughter? 0n0

Kitty: Mhm. Her name was Angie. She was sure a sweet pea.

Colt: aww what happened :c

Kitty: She got turned to stone too. Kitty can't find her.

Yumi: Aww poor girl

Colt: -CRYING AND ZAP HUGS U- AWWWWW >-<

Kitty: *pets* it's okay.

Colt: WHO DID THAT TO YOUR BEAN? >=c -colt think of le revenge-

Yumi: calm colt o-o

Kitty: It was my bio mom. Angie, wasn't perfect and she thought my little girl was a distraction.

Colt: That's horrible! >:0
Yumi: I'm just glad master Nolan loves us .w.

Kitty: Kitty caught a virus that made her evil

Yumi: Aww, u never found to cure it?
Colt: -rolling on the floor-

Kitty: There is no cure for the nightmare force

Yumi: :c

Kitty: it won't kill me. Kitty just gotta stay positive!

Yumi: Cookez? :3

Kitty: Yes!

Yumi: -gibes a cookie-

Kitty: *noms* You remind Kitty of someone. Someone very special to Kitty.

(Has kitty always talked in first person or just recent?)
Yumi: Who that? :3

*proceeds to have tea time*

:D -sip-

Would it make this better if we had spa day with the corpses of Pokemon abusers?

Yumi: that is weirdly specific and slightly terrifying, good idea >:3

Kitty: *summons mass amounts of makeup and corpses*

Yumi: Oh-... :3

Kitty: Mum taught me that one. :3

ye

*hugs mum*

*hugs back*

Yumi: COOL! Wanna see what master Nolan taught me? -sip le tea- :3

Kitty: Sure!

-grabs collar and holds out the other paw-

Yumi: And, there! >:3 -magic green bubble-

Kitty: *Gives more chomps*

Colt: Stahp... >:p

Kitty: *insert cute noms* Nuuu

Colt: -mildly annoyed- =m=

Kitty: (☆▽☆) *puts princess crown on u*

Colt: =\\m//=

Kitty: Mister Nolan! Now you have three pretty princesses! :3

Nolan: Hah, I suppose I do.
Yumi: And I'm sure he knows who the prettiest of all them is >:3 -smug-
Colt: I WILL BE KING OF DA EEBEES

Kitty: *insert Happi tears*

Yumi: -pokes out of colt's pocket- -nuzzle-

Kitty: Yay! *shoves face in tea again*

Yumi: -Sits Colt down and gives tea-

Colt: F-Fine T~T -sip-

Kitty: You wanna meet my brother? :3

Yumi: U have brother!? :O

Kitty: 5 brothers. :3 There's Xenon, Artis, Malro, and then the twins, Luka and Levo.

Yumi: That a lot of siblings! :O

Kitty: I'm the only girl. :3

Yumi: u must know how to deal with boys then... "T-T

Kitty: Mhm. YOU GOTTA BE ROUGH >:D

Yumi: Good thing my brother is the sweetest... He gets into trouble a lot tho

Colt: -licking tea off the floor- :p

Yumi: Colt! >:0

Kitty: *Tries to eat* *SUCCEEDS*

Yumi: KITTY NO WHAT ARE YOU- *the bubble explodes violently*

Kitty: *makes smoke rings*

Yumi: *cartoon ashface* "Kitty why do you try to eat everything?" =~=

Kitty: Stomach is literal blackhole. Kitty is god of the night sky afterall =u=

Yumi: O-O

Kitty: In fact, Kitty tried to eat bio mom once. Kitty not like bio mom

Yumi: Why!? What's with the eating ppl? >:0

Kitty: Kitty eats jerkfaces because it leaves no corpse for police to find. :)

Yumi: *visible fear* :P

Kitty: *sobs of cuteness overload*

Colt: are you okie kitty? :O

Kitty: I luv you guys( ≧Д≦)

Colt: Thanks =3
Yumi: U too!
Nolan: -Petting Kitty upside down-

Kitty: you my family now.

Nolan: Aww, you're sweet aren't you?

Kitty: And your elemental power is Green

Nolan: Depends what you consider elemental, but green is certainly cool B)

Kitty: G R E E N

Nolan: Indeed

Kitty: Hehehe

Colt: =p

Kitty: *pet pet*

Colt: -huggo-

Kitty: Yumi, Colt, Idea. What if, we set fire to a bar?

Colt: maybe but why we do that? :p
Yumi: I not like that idea ._.

Kitty: Kitty feels in the mood for property damage

Colt: Okie but I'll fix it after >:3 LETS GO BURN STUFF!

Kitty: YEAH
(Sorry, I was grounded for a little while)

(oh it okie)

Colt: LES GO! >=3 -picks up Yumi-
Yumi: =n=

True story actually. Hormones make me cry. A lot.

Sad

*Hug*

*Hugsssss*

*Very hug*

*bigger hug*

*Squeeze* it ok

Mhm.

Want tea?

Yis please

:3

Kitty: *insert snuggles*

Colt: -hugs, falls off le ceiling- >:3

Kitty: Lols

Colt: =3