These poles are still a better love story than twilight

Even poles get more woman than me

same

I still wonder if hearing "not blonde that's red" and "he's right there" could mean something...

Same

same

got rejected 3 days ago by my crush, same and so real.

Same

that's some w rizz ngl

Better love life then most single parents

Bro got that pole-arizing rizz

NEVAHHH

Ok, wait. Team Edward, or jacob? Everyone I've asked so far has said jacob and, like... WHY THO!!! BRO UGLY AF BEFORE HE CUTS HIS HAIR!

it is a low bar

All love stories are better than twilight

the woman should've been a hole