These poles are still a better love story than twilight

Even poles get more woman than me

same

I still wonder if hearing "not blonde that's red" and "he's right there" could mean something...

Same

same

got rejected 3 days ago by my crush, same and so real.

Same

that's some w rizz ngl

Better love life then most single parents

Bro got that pole-arizing rizz

it is a low bar

All love stories are better than twilight

the woman should've been a hole