This GOOSE EGG represents
the true statistical chance
the Cowardly Chicken-
Gutted Dog known as
Convicted Felon Trump
is actually going to
show up to get his
arse handed to him
by President Joe Biden
on the debate stage
because a). he would
obviously lose - AGAIN
and b). we'd all get to see
which of them actually has
end stage Dementia (and hint: it ain't Joe!).
