Philosoraptor On Wedding Days

For some people, marriage is a word. For others, it’s a sentence.

That's a sad, unfortunate truth.

I wonder how Gomez and Morticia Addams would classify the word marriage....

Calm down dude it was a joke. No need to apply it to real life events

Yes

That bothers me. Deeply. If too few people are interested in getting married, the global population might plummet or too many future children will be born out of wedlock.

Only if you think wedding nights are overrated.
Not to mention the day of the birth of your first legitimate child.
The day you plant a tree.
The day you build a house.
The day you have your greatest hangover.
The day you watch Jurassic Park.
The day you watch Terminator 2.
The day you watch Network [Sidney Lumet's].
The day you watch Carnal knowledge [Mike Nichols's].
The day you watch Blow Up [Antonioni's].
The day you watch Fanny and Alexander [Bergman's]
The day you watch Space Odyssey 2001.
The day you watch Baby Driver.
The day you hear Bill Hicks say his peace.
The day you hear George Carlin say his piece.
The day you have that great piece of cake.
The day you learn to stop worrying and love the bomb.
The day you hear Chopin's pieces.
The day you hear Kind of blue.
The day you watch Three colours: Blue [Kieślowski's].
The day you read Catch 22.
The day you stop posting memes and go outside to play.
The day your anxiety will just fade away.
The day you earn you first real paycheck.
The day your son asks: Daddy, where do kids come from?
The day your daughter will say: Johnny crooked teeth, no job, lame-wad is the father of your grandson.

And you always have the great day of - the day of your death. Wait for it - it's ...not that great.

Da thats it
Ive had enough
Im getting divorced now

I didn't want any married couples to get divorced because of this.

To late

i present to you, the complete dinosaur picture

Thank you for sharing.

Not necessarily. The phrase can be interpreted as meaning the best day so far.

Thank you for challenging what too many people see as an unchangeable truth.

Wow, I really struck a nerve with this meme.

yes 100%

Bro look what you did to this couple

You created your own meme in response to mine. Nice job.

yes