I'd f**king murder you in the most brutal way known to mankind

I would brutally torture you

I love you

ik you're not smart enough to take my phone so I'd just call the cops on yo ass lol

actually i would lmfao

wait
aint you too young to drive
how you gonna do it lmfao

tell you to releas me or elso you have to do my students homework

i'd stab u with any sharp objects i have/ nearby

i would bake you cookies

I'd take your dog and run to the local animal shelter and tell them to never let the dog in question go near you.

"Why did you take me to a secluded place where nobody can hear or see what we are doing..?~" ;3

you want me to tie you up

Oh yesss..!~
i will be sooooooo defenseless..!~ >w0

:d

no im not

:p

Id have you tied up, blindfolded, and wrapped in a blanket

Ohhh, so u awe kinkie..?~ ;)

yea

S- s- so when a- are you gonna p- p- p- put it i- in..?~ >-<

Memechat me

o///o

I would ask you for YOUR side of the story

Your not smart enough to do it but if we would be in that situation I would just beat the hell out of you and call the cops.