I'd f**king murder you in the most brutal way known to mankind

I would brutally torture you

I love you

ik you're not smart enough to take my phone so I'd just call the cops on yo ass lol

actually i would lmfao

wait
aint you too young to drive
how you gonna do it lmfao

I would ask you for YOUR side of the story

Your not smart enough to do it but if we would be in that situation I would just beat the hell out of you and call the cops.

i'd stab u with any sharp objects i have/ nearby

"Why did you take me to a secluded place where nobody can hear or see what we are doing..?~" ;3

you want me to tie you up

Oh yesss..!~
i will be sooooooo defenseless..!~ >w0

Id have you tied up, blindfolded, and wrapped in a blanket

Ohhh, so u awe kinkie..?~ ;)

yea

S- s- so when a- are you gonna p- p- p- put it i- in..?~ >-<

Memechat me

o///o

:d

no im not

:p

tell you to releas me or elso you have to do my students homework

i would bake you cookies

I'd take your dog and run to the local animal shelter and tell them to never let the dog in question go near you.