MY TOP TEN AMERICANS; #10 AMERICA'S BEST PRESIDENT; #9 ALEXANDER HAMILTON FOR MAKING HISTORY WOKE AGAIN; #8 AMBER HEARD FOR GIVING MISOGYNY A VALID REASON. #7 RYAN GOSLING FOR MAKING MEN GAY (I'M FUJOSHI); #6 MIRANDA SINGS FOR MAKING METH CORE UGLY AGAIN; #5 GERARD WAY FOR BEING EXCELLENT EMO REP FOR MORMONS; #4 DRAKE CHAN FOR BEING THE FIRST OPEN OMEGA IN POP HISTORY; #3 NORTH WEST FOR DUNKING ON HER MOM LOL; #2 DYLAN MULVANY CUZ THERE IS NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN A GIRL WHO DRINKS BUD LIGHT; #1 TRISHA PAYTAS FOR STEPPING IN FOR JOE BIDEN WHEN HE DIED LAST YEAR.