Agreed.

I am a vegetarian because I don't eat other people's meat (I am straight)

same

I'm a carnivore because humans are delicious

I’m an omnivore because i like both

Same

I relate to a but the first one

All*

I'm a vegetarian because I can't eat plants

This is inaccurate, I don't think any vegans are that buff

1st one is actually a good reason to be vegan

There's a difference between vegan and vegetarians. Vegetarians are ok with people eating meat. Vegans hate people who eat meat.

No some people are vegan for medical reasons

That would make them vegetarian. Veganism is started as a protest to eating meat. People who can't eat meat but don't mind people eating meat are vegetarian.

There’s a difference between veganism and vegetarianism. Vegetarians don’t eat meat, but vegans don’t eat meat or any other product that comes from an animal (like milk, honey, eggs, etc.)

Bruh veganism (or however you spell it) has nothing to do with tolerance levels