Imgflip Logo Icon

Hello good sir, got any grapes?

Hello good sir, got any grapes? | Man: *Sells Lemonade*
A litteral duck: | image tagged in it's showtime,funny,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
13,619 views 250 upvotes Made by iwilloofmyselfonfeb30th 4 weeks ago in fun
It's showtime memeCaption this Meme
46 Comments
8 ups, 4w,
1 reply
The duck song | image tagged in the duck song | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I inquire if you happen to have any grapes at your here stand that happens to sell lemon juice with extra sugar
2 ups, 4w,
1 reply
Im sorry my fine mallard, but the only thing we produce here at our fine stand, are some fresh lemons squeezed and sweetened, but would you, my little duck, care for a small cup of your beverage?
3 ups, 4w,
1 reply
I politely decline your offering of your beverage of choice
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
*ducks wife shows up* YOU WILL NOT DECLINE GET ME THE GRAPES
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
*f**king murders you*
0 ups, 3w,
1 reply
*dies XP*
0 ups, 3w
*coffin dance intensifies*
6 ups, 4w,
1 reply
*Man walks into hardware store*
Man: Hi, do you have any duck food?
Clerk: No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.
Man: Oh OK.
*Man leaves*

*Returns to the hardware store the next day*
Man: Hi, do you have any duck food?
Clerk: No, we DO NOT have any duck food because this is a HARDWARE store.
Man: Oh OK.
*Man leaves*

*Returns to the hardware store the next day*
Man: Hi, do you have any duck food?
Clerk: FOR THE LAST FRICKING TIME: THIS IS A HARDWARE STORE!!! WE DO NOT SELL DUCK FOOD!!! AND IF YOU COME BACK AGAIN, I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!!
*Man leaves in shock*

*Returns to the hardware store the next day*
Man: Hi, do you have any nails?
Clerk: No, we're all out of nails, unfortunately.
Man: Oh, good! Do you have any duck food?
0 ups, 4w
That was how I learned the joke
5 ups, 4w,
2 replies
2 ups, 4w,
1 reply
Me being here is ironic
0 ups, 4w
Fr
0 ups, 4w
(the next day)
2 ups, 4w,
1 reply
till the very next day...
0 ups, 3w
BOM BOM BOM BOM
2 ups, 4w
2 ups, 4w
Waddle waddle
1 up, 4w
Duck: "Hey. Got any grapes?"
1 up, 4w
Bum bum bum
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
OH THIS MEME TAKES ME BACK TO THE GOOD DAYS OF THE INTERNET when stuff was actually funny...
0 ups, 4w
Nowadays, some people just forget about that and moved on the cringy side, and I mean literal cringy stuff that some YouTubers don't care about. Brain-rotting videos...yeah, about that. Some people don't care what brain-rotting videos they make.
1 up, 4w
then he walled away
1 up, 4w
0 ups, 3w
Nostalgia.
0 ups, 4w,
6 replies
A grape is a fruit, botanically a berry, of the deciduous woody vines of the flowering plant genus Vitis. Grapes are a non-climacteric type of fruit, generally occurring in clusters.

The cultivation of grapes began perhaps 8,000 years ago, and the fruit has been used as human food. Eaten fresh or in dried form (as raisins, currants, and sultanas), grapes also hold cultural significance in many parts of the world, particularly for their role in winemaking. Other grape-derived products include various types of jam, juice, vinegar, and oil.

The Middle East is generally described as the homeland of grapes and the cultivation of this plant began there 6,000–8,000 years ago. Yeast, one of the earliest domesticated microorganisms, occurs naturally on the skins of grapes, leading to the discovery of alcoholic drinks such as wine. The earliest archeological evidence for a dominant position of wine-making in human culture dates from 8,000 years ago in Georgia.

The oldest known winery was found in Armenia, dating to around 4000 BC. By the 9th century AD, the city of Shiraz was known to produce some of the finest wines in the Middle East. Thus it has been proposed that Syrah red wine is named after Shiraz, a city in Persia where the grape was used to make Shirazi wine.

Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics record the cultivation of purple grapes, and history attests to the ancient Greeks, Cypriots, Phoenicians, and Romans growing purple grapes both for eating and wine production. The growing of grapes would later spread to other regions in Europe, as well as North Africa, and eventually in North America.

In 2005, a team of archaeologists concluded that some Chalcolithic wine jars, which were discovered in Cyprus in the 1930s, were the oldest of their kind in the world, dating back to 3,500 BC. Moreover, Commandaria, a sweet dessert wine from Cyprus, is the oldest manufactured wine in the world, its origins traced as far back as 2000 BC.

In North America, native grapes belonging to various species of the genus Vitis proliferate in the wild across the continent, and were a part of the diet of many Native Americans, but were considered by early European colonists to be unsuitable for wine. In the 19th century, Ephraim Bull of Concord, Massachusetts, cultivated seeds from wild Vitis labrusca vines to create the Concord grape which would become an important agricultural crop in the United States.


The more ya know
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
1 up, 4w
dark humor
1 up, 4w
Duck is the common name for numerous species of waterfowl in the family Anatidae. Ducks are generally smaller and shorter-necked than swans and geese, which are members of the same family. Divided among several subfamilies, they are a form taxon; they do not represent a monophyletic group (the group of all descendants of a single common ancestral species), since swans and geese are not considered ducks. Ducks are mostly aquatic birds, and may be found in both fresh water and sea water.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
0 ups, 3w
Probably smart ;)
1 up, 4w
Facts
0 ups, 4w
thank you Wikipedia!
0 ups, 3w
0 ups, 4w
Got any grapes
0 ups, 4w
bam bam bam
barababam
a duck showed up to the lemonade stand
and he said to the man
running the stand
hey!
bam bam bam
got any grapes?
0 ups, 3w
I sell grapes, but only dried ones
0 ups, 4w
If the duck comes again, that bird is gonna be on my dinner plate tonight 💀
0 ups, 4w
Damn, the duck really wanna go viral again.
0 ups, 4w
"got any grapes?"
0 ups, 4w
XDDDD IDC I WOULD BE THE DUCK!!!!!!!!
0 ups, 4w
0 ups, 4w
0 ups, 3w
Erm...actually :nerd:
0 ups, 4w,
1 reply
the duck went down to the lemonade stand and said to the man... (Duck: Hey! chick chick bang.) (Man: ...) said the man so the duck glared at him and shot him again! then he waddled away "waddle waddle" then he waddled away "waddle waddle" then he waddled away "waddle waddle" till the very next day!
0 ups, 4w
bang bang, bang, bang bang bang!
0 ups, 4w
It's showtime memeCaption this Meme
Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
Man: *Sells Lemonade* A litteral duck: